hey everyone!!!! it's mondaaay!!! and you know what that means!!!!

..fucking nothing it's summer.

 

but here's what we DO know...

 

it's hot..

 

do you know what 77 degrees at night feels like?

the fucking jungle.

(and no, i don't care if it's hotter where you live. this isn't a pissing contest)

 

 

 leon's (me. i'm leon) getting laaarger....

 

hahahaha no that is not a baby in there.

that is wine and potato chip bloat.

(365 brand sour cream and onion. so good.)

 

 

 

fiona got a haircut...

it is so cute i squeezed her face off!!!

 

 

and finally...

 

 

 i got a few new monsters for sale..

 

don't mess with the gypsies SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

bird watcher SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

the match SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

the guardian SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

sea witch's wedding SOLD

18 x 24 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$100

 

 

the oldest one SOLD

12 x 12 acrylic, oil and gouache on heavy linen paper.

$50

 

 

alright then.

snatch 'em up.

 

i'm out of potato chips.

 

 

 

 

friday is the best day for buying affordable art.

hey everyone.  

reeeeeeaaaalllly surprised i had no takers yesterday for toe sucking.

oh well, your loss.

 

but today you will all win bc the monsters are back!

 

these are little monsters.

12 x 12. 

all on heavy linen finish paper.

all $50 each.

 

however, this time the pieces are being sold on MiNTY.

so please don't email me if you'd like to buy one.

just follow the link under the particular piece you are interested in.

 

 

war hero

 

 

the return

 

 

nap time

 

 

they never came out

 

 

frankenbunny

 

 

the gold dress

 

 

the perfect little piece for your gallery wall.

thanks for being so cool.

 

and have a glorious weekend!!

 

 

 

on a roll

people i am cranking shit out like that monkey that makes music with that thing.

or does he make peanut butter?

either way it's bullshit bc monkeys shouldn't be doing either.

they should be playing tricks on people in movies, duh.

 

just kidding..

they should be playing and eating bananas and bugs.

 

here's what i have been up to in my sickness and in my health..

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

that's a lot of joy.

 

 

these are all spoken for.

 

sorry.

 

hit me up if you want one.