is it just me...

or do you also want to punch these hispter nerds right in their vagina faces?

i wanna kick those stupid repurposed recycled reclaimed railroad logs off the wall and set them on fire in that non witchy cool but instead stinky hipster lame melted candle shrine.

i want to rub that hipster cactus all over those thong wearing feet.


is this what everyone in brooklyn looks like?


if so you should move immediately.

for more dead animal hanging, dirty bottle collecting, folk art making

stinky pit smelling non awesomeness


go to the selby.

(of course)