MFAMB was a vaginal birth. Lots of rips and tears to my perineum... Oh wait that was my other baby.  Ok... MFAMB started as a way for me to share my favorite things (duh). Only my goal was to be bigger and better than Oprah. Only two days into blogging I realized the majority of my favorite things were interior design related. So now i am total totes an interior designer. 

Before you send me hate mail you should know, i hate myself already.

Other things I am awesome at: 

Cooking

Acting

Cussing

Farting

Eating

Pooping

Bitching

Punching

So if you’re new here, thanks for stopping by. You are obviously cool if you are reading this. If not, then fuck off. Otherwise, welcome to the coolness and you can continue on in the hopes of becoming America’s next Top Model.