you're a heart breaker..dream maker and sometimes cookie baker...or a cocktail shaker. that's one helluva-gal!

for my birthday my friend anna gave me this card: offensive and delightful is the company that makes it. i have compiled a few of my favorites:

for that single douchebag you know:

a viable apology, one i most likely would appreciate:

wouldn't you rather receive this one instead of a boring old "congratulations":

because so few of us actually try to get pregnant:

preferred over "bundle of joy":

i need a pile of these for giving:


thanks anna for my cool card!!