i am certainly not the first to blog about the free pass five. i unfortunately wasn't a part of blogland when it was in circulation. but i want to bring it back to those of you (us) who missed it last time so as to share with new friends. if you are in the dark about what the FPF is let me shed some light... the free pass five is five guys (or girls) who, if the occasion presented itself, you would be allowed to have sex with-no strings attached and with no detriment to your marriage/relationship. in other words if any of these next 5 people decided that they wanted to have sex with me, i would only need to call home and say; "hey babe...ummm...edward cull...i mean rob pattinson is here with me and he totally wants to have sex with me, so i'll see ya' tomorrow!" at which point my husband, completely understanding, would say.."ok, have fun!!" and if he were REALLY cool, would hi-five me the next day.
got it? ok great. let's begin.
so obviously it's no surprise that this guy is at the top of my list. but there is a catch..he MUST let me call him edward. i refuse to call him robert or rob or bob or bob on my knob. it would only remind me that he is a real person who is only 23 and not the eternally young vampire that i want to have sex with. but what i would do with this kid....or better still, what he would do with ME..maybe he's this take charge guy who would toss me about the bed and pull my head back by my hair exposing my throat so he could take a "bite" out of me. you KNOW you want the same thing.
ok..#2 is a no brainer. primal hotness at its finest. i know he is kinda gross while he flaunts himself about hollywood shmoozing up every woman within a 5 mile radius. he's a man-whore, that's all. nothin' wrong with that when you are this extraordinarily fine. whore it up my way, i say!
this is what i will be looking at while i am undressing...
my fantasy with gordon ramsay is quite simple. he cooks me dinner and dessert, lets me eat(this is a VERY important part of the fantasy-ladies i know you feel me here) and then gets to pounding.
#5 is not a dude at all but kim kardashian. b/c for me a lot of the time my fantasies start with her and end with one of the guys above. and this is ONE FINE PIECE OF ASS! in fact LOOK at that ass!
ok willing readers...who are your five?