this delights me:

to no end.

thank you windsor smith for being awesome. 



equally delightful but not nearly as classy:

rhoatl's kim zolciak's laser fat removal pizza party

how come i haven't been recapping this shit?!

eating pizza while a magic laser erases your fat?!


i'm in.


interesting fact:

sheree's new agents at the people store are my agents too.

why yes.

i am excited for the day when we are up for the same part.


question for you.

what percentage of you are interested in housewives recaps?

i ask only bc recapping these shows takes a tremendous amount of time and effort and i don't want to do it if you could give a shit.

(i will probably still do it anyway)

love and laser farts,