joy to the world

Joy to the World , Jenny is come!
Let earth receive her Queen;
Let every heart prepare Her room,
And Heaven and nature poop,
And Heaven and nature poop,
And Heaven, and Heaven, and nature poop.

Joy to the World, MFAMB reigns!
Let men their songs employ;
While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the sounding fart,
Repeat the sounding fart,
Repeat, repeat, the sounding fart.

She rules the world with truth and sparkles,
And makes the nations prove
The glories of Her righteousness,
And wonders of Her butt,
And wonders of Her butt,
And wonders, wonders, of Her butt.


it's my birthday hookers!

a long time ago that was me on my 1st birthday.

that dress i am wearing is hanging in fiona's closet.

it looks the same.

in other words it has preserved rather well,

much like me.



i feel somewhere between this:

(asian kids are my favorite looking kids)

and this:


my birthday dream gift:



and a rundown of the day's activities:

1. blog reading and commenting

2. awesome movie watching:

exhibit a:


3. cake slaughtering

exhibit a.

i feel you angela.

i feel you.