painting is done but blue tape is having the last laugh

it's good, no? not shiny yet but it will be thanks to an oil free poly. apparently oil based poly's cause your white painted furniture to yellow. says her. tomorrow we are supposed to have more snow (and by snow they mean rain) so i will have to hold off on the poly until maybe thursday? which means a day of drying which means hardware goes on on friday if supermike can get to it. otherwise saturday bitches.

and can someone please tell me why gentle, wise blue painter's tape decided to get all stuck?
what the shit is that all about?