so really, what was up george clooney's ass? why is he so sour? he needs a little bite of humble pie methinks. in the words of kwang koto, employee of the peachtree rd. chevron station; "hey george...go fuck self...you has everyting!!!!!!!!!"
1. when the so you think you can dance-ers came out to dance to all the oscar songs.
2. when bradley cooper and gerard butler were on stage together. two...two...two orgasms in one.
3. when the avatard lost to his ex wife. (and why does no one talk about his current wife's anorexia?)
alright then..first lets talk about this hotness...
ok, here's my worst. some of these women are still gorgeous despite the weird dress choices:
this is so disappointing. one of the most beautiful women in the world chose to make a mockery of her boobs. i punch you.
this looks like she rolled around in day 2 of my period..
this is a shame really, she is so beautiful and this dress is sadsville. and she was the first female director to ever win an oscar so this picture is going to float around for infinity! i mean really, doesn't this piss you off? she could have worn almost anything on her frame and looked stunning. i would have started with color.
next up is "you looked pretty, but not the prettiest"...
ok now for my top 9!!!
8. diane kruger. loved this dress. i love that she takes risks. i hate boring more than anything. looked amazing on her.
6. sandra bullock. i thought she looked stunning. her hair was my fave. the dress didn't blow me away, but i thought the whole package was amaze.
i know a lot of you probably hated it but it took my breath away.
i love me some purple and the beaded top..jizz.
ok. agree? disagree? let's have it..