Um. Are Jelly Beans code word for shit? She is AWFUL. My 1989 teal room with pink carpet is better than this crap. Why are people like her famous????? I want to vomit on her blown out hair.
Not so curious about the jelly beans; Why has nobody asked how the life sized horse got up there? The elevator? And is that sangria in the big glass fish on the ottoman? WHAT IS IN THERE?
OH HOLY HELL. Why does she keep doing these little videos? She must know she is not the best public speaker by now.
Ive seen her place before, but I have NEVER heard her say decorate with love and jellybeans, and bedazzled champagne.
Why doesnt someone come to my house to interview me about decorating?!? I can identify flowers, those DO NOT look like peonies from where I am sitting, AND I DONT USE FUCKING JELLY BEANS AS ACCESSORIES!
Also I dont have shitloads of cords hanging from my TV or a lifesize horse.
Shit, all these years I've been looking for that special something to really make my home standout, and to think, I needed to look no further then the candy aisle. *slapping forehead* of course, Jellybeans!!!
Did she say the champagne bottle is bedazzled? Huh? What?
Isn't it obvious that these videos are her attempt to parlay the housewives thing into another network show? We know she has/had the dumb web-only show about the Hamptons (I think it was about the Hamptons, but I only watched about 60 seconds of one web-isode). Now, she wants to become some sort of idiot lifestyle commentator.
It baffles me that she was once an editor and that she somehow managed to get her name on some books.
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I see the jelly beans, but where are the gum berries?
Is she trying out for design star? Her place looks like shit. Could there more crap strewn around? I feel bad for the interior decorator she mentions.
Wow, bedazzled champagne bottles. Main decorating accent is jelly beans. Did this chick miss out on a childhood? WTF!
Um. Are Jelly Beans code word for shit? She is AWFUL. My 1989 teal room with pink carpet is better than this crap. Why are people like her famous????? I want to vomit on her blown out hair.
Ha! that made my day....and decorate...............with love.
You made my morning coffee come out of my nose.
xo xo
Are those actually peonies? They look like gerber daisies or something else to me.
Not so curious about the jelly beans; Why has nobody asked how the life sized horse got up there? The elevator? And is that sangria in the big glass fish on the ottoman? WHAT IS IN THERE?
I cannot fucking stand her. She is a giant piece of less than mediocre NOTHING.
OH HOLY HELL. Why does she keep doing these little videos? She must know she is not the best public speaker by now.
Ive seen her place before, but I have NEVER heard her say decorate with love and jellybeans, and bedazzled champagne.
Why doesnt someone come to my house to interview me about decorating?!? I can identify flowers, those DO NOT look like peonies from where I am sitting, AND I DONT USE FUCKING JELLY BEANS AS ACCESSORIES!
Also I dont have shitloads of cords hanging from my TV or a lifesize horse.
Ummm, 99.9% sure those weren't peonies. Kelly is just the gift that keeps on giving. Wow.
hahahahahaha oh those gerber's are so not peonies.
actually some types of peonies do look like that...
http://www.flower-arrangement-advisor.com/images/peonies.jpg
Did she really just say "we moved the purple couch over here - we added tons of jelly beans" ???
She makes my head hurt.
Friends shouldn't let friends make humiliating videos. Clearly she has no friends.
OK, I've never watched this show, but I had to stop this video at the :57 mark when she walked by the giant horse made of butter.
Are we sure she wasn't once a man?
I have always wondered if (s)he were to exhale deeply would her bosom be affected... or her head.....
her brain is a fucking jelly bean.
I didn't understand a g-damn thing she was saying, really. I guess I'll have to watch it again. No, wait. I don't care.
Aside from being basically unintelligible, she has taste for sh*t.
but I loved those silver lamps! Now why the F are they in the dining room? Oh, B/C she's flippin' STUPID.
Pure gold, Jenny!
I actually love her apartment. I remembering seeing it in INSTYLE mag (horse and all) and its good.
Shit, all these years I've been looking for that special something to really make my home standout, and to think, I needed to look no further then the candy aisle. *slapping forehead* of course, Jellybeans!!!
Did she say the champagne bottle is bedazzled? Huh? What?
Thanks J. I needed that today! :0)
Isn't it obvious that these videos are her attempt to parlay the housewives thing into another network show? We know she has/had the dumb web-only show about the Hamptons (I think it was about the Hamptons, but I only watched about 60 seconds of one web-isode). Now, she wants to become some sort of idiot lifestyle commentator.
It baffles me that she was once an editor and that she somehow managed to get her name on some books.
Jelly beans? Are you kidding me? And did she say "bedazzle"? Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe she should hide those wires sticking out from the TV first.
the fact that she has more money and more success than most of us is seriously disturbing.
if you haven't seen it yet, watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixBP4EfuhVA&feature=watch_response