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Friday
Jun112010

decorate with stupid

 

Reader Comments (49)

I see the jelly beans, but where are the gum berries?

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterTracy

Is she trying out for design star? Her place looks like shit. Could there more crap strewn around? I feel bad for the interior decorator she mentions.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMrs. Limestone

Wow, bedazzled champagne bottles. Main decorating accent is jelly beans. Did this chick miss out on a childhood? WTF!

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

Um. Are Jelly Beans code word for shit? She is AWFUL. My 1989 teal room with pink carpet is better than this crap. Why are people like her famous????? I want to vomit on her blown out hair.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterKatharine

Ha! that made my day....and decorate...............with love.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMsAmanda

You made my morning coffee come out of my nose.
xo xo

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterVisual Vamp

Are those actually peonies? They look like gerber daisies or something else to me.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterLaura

Not so curious about the jelly beans; Why has nobody asked how the life sized horse got up there? The elevator? And is that sangria in the big glass fish on the ottoman? WHAT IS IN THERE?

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYour best Gay Alex

I cannot fucking stand her. She is a giant piece of less than mediocre NOTHING.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commentermarriedtoachimp

OH HOLY HELL. Why does she keep doing these little videos? She must know she is not the best public speaker by now.

Ive seen her place before, but I have NEVER heard her say decorate with love and jellybeans, and bedazzled champagne.

Why doesnt someone come to my house to interview me about decorating?!? I can identify flowers, those DO NOT look like peonies from where I am sitting, AND I DONT USE FUCKING JELLY BEANS AS ACCESSORIES!

Also I dont have shitloads of cords hanging from my TV or a lifesize horse.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSketch42

Ummm, 99.9% sure those weren't peonies. Kelly is just the gift that keeps on giving. Wow.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterEmily

hahahahahaha oh those gerber's are so not peonies.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterSharnel Dollar

actually some types of peonies do look like that...
http://www.flower-arrangement-advisor.com/images/peonies.jpg

Did she really just say "we moved the purple couch over here - we added tons of jelly beans" ???

She makes my head hurt.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterJess

Friends shouldn't let friends make humiliating videos. Clearly she has no friends.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterkate

OK, I've never watched this show, but I had to stop this video at the :57 mark when she walked by the giant horse made of butter.

Are we sure she wasn't once a man?

I have always wondered if (s)he were to exhale deeply would her bosom be affected... or her head.....

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterYour best Gay Alex

her brain is a fucking jelly bean.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenteranita

I didn't understand a g-damn thing she was saying, really. I guess I'll have to watch it again. No, wait. I don't care.

Aside from being basically unintelligible, she has taste for sh*t.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterHollyM

but I loved those silver lamps! Now why the F are they in the dining room? Oh, B/C she's flippin' STUPID.
Pure gold, Jenny!

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterMads Mom

I actually love her apartment. I remembering seeing it in INSTYLE mag (horse and all) and its good.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commentertonsoffun

Shit, all these years I've been looking for that special something to really make my home standout, and to think, I needed to look no further then the candy aisle. *slapping forehead* of course, Jellybeans!!!

Did she say the champagne bottle is bedazzled? Huh? What?

Thanks J. I needed that today! :0)

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenternkp

Isn't it obvious that these videos are her attempt to parlay the housewives thing into another network show? We know she has/had the dumb web-only show about the Hamptons (I think it was about the Hamptons, but I only watched about 60 seconds of one web-isode). Now, she wants to become some sort of idiot lifestyle commentator.

It baffles me that she was once an editor and that she somehow managed to get her name on some books.

Jelly beans? Are you kidding me? And did she say "bedazzle"? Stupid, stupid, stupid. Maybe she should hide those wires sticking out from the TV first.

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered CommenterAngie

the fact that she has more money and more success than most of us is seriously disturbing.

if you haven't seen it yet, watch this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixBP4EfuhVA&feature=watch_response

June 11, 2010 | Unregistered Commenterbrittany

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