fuck you pie....and other things...

i am usually not the hugest fan of fruit desserts.  i think it a big fat fucking waste of a dessert.

but this makes me go all slutty. 

that graham crackery buttery bottom for starts.

and then that stupid creamy white fatpillow on tops????


fuck. you. pie.



and then this:

remember when i wanted mrs. marais for my dining room chair bits?


now i am wanting mr. bentwood..



dueling chairs:


look at em with a fantastic big ass parsons desk on steroids: (fuck you i know it's a table)

what the cock is happening???!!!!


even these:

glossed out and black.

lard buckets of love.