real quick like...


the only one in this color and it looks amazing on her.

and her hair is to die for.

she looks better than the women on the red carpet half her age did.

in fact they looked more her age than she did.

homegirl is 45.


2nd best:





i don't care who did this dress.

i don't wanna know who did this dress.

it's hieroglyphics and it's fucking stoopid.


2nd worst:

it's too clunky and you need to be like charlize or nicole or cate to pull this shitfrock off.

sooki is like 3'8 and looks like an orc ready for battle.



who cares?

jimmy fallon was funny?

jon hamm singing made you wet?