operation-let-me-borrow-your-fancy-new-york-clothes- shirtsize: giant boobs
Friday, August 6, 2010 at 4:58PM it just keeps getting better.
my new BFF herve made this comment on the latest:

dear Jenny ..
we need to meet !!!
i am so happy to read all the comments , and i am so not use to it !!
i would like you to come to see instead of my house , ( you know it !) but the Carolina Herrera design studio and sample room ( i shall give you a little tour including mrs Herrera's office !.)
how can i give you my email address in a more private way !!!! ahah !!
are you leaving in New York ?
let me know , iremain at your entire disposal .
XOXO
H.Pierre
um...yeah.
it's real.
we have been emailing back and forth for the better part of the last hour.
he has agreed to an interview.
a tour.
and hours of macaron eating and diana vreeland gossiping.
(ok that last part is still just my imagination)
i am still hoping he lets me stalk his apartment.
it's way more interesting to me than stinky old carolina herrera and her ugly dresses. (-joke herve)
unless of course i get to try shit on.
better stop eating fudge.




















Reader Comments (45)
Wait, you know for sure that it's him? Are your pants full of urine?
Oh, wait, *he* might read that. Oh no! He won't think I'm classy. Strike the record.
holy crap!! you must go!!
I just pooped my pants in your honor. Pooped!
Herve is the most bad ass pen pal I've ever heard of. As Ashley would say,that is effing unbeweavable! Congratulations Jenny, can't wait to read all about it.
AMAZING! So cool!!!! I'm super excited for you. Totally want to fit myself in your handbag so I can go along on the tour with you!
Carolina Herrera is all my all time favorite designer!
Super excited you will be in NY. We must meet up!
oh, the riches! yay you!
whaaaaat?! this is an incredible opportunity for you to hobnob w/tasteful people, instead of us! wish i had big boobs, i mean, shirts to let you borrow for nyc. you are really gonna go?
I'm so happy (spelled j-e-a-l-o-u-s) for/of you!
No freaking way! Bravo, Jenny.
i'll buy you some giant breastesest nyc clothes if you take me with you. deal? k, on my way!
this is so cool!!!! when you get a chance to talk, can you ask him something for me? how much influence does a person's cultural background/upbringing have to do with their sense of style? i just wonder if it's something that can be learned and improved through practice or do people just acquire this by picking up aesthetic clues throughout their upbringing. his space looks so personal and effortless. i can't wrap my head around how some people just seem to do this without forethought or pretense.
enjoy the experience!
*this* is your show!!!! take a film crew and get all of it on film to present to whoever the hell decides on great tv shows!!!
i'll check your teeth for macaron bits if you let me come along.
You must go to NYC! We will all live vicariously through you! I would love to meet up with you in the city for drinking/shopping/drooling over pretty/expensive things at ABC Carpet & Home. Sadly I don't live close enough (3 hours) for you to stay at my place while you stalk him and Carolina Herrera.
Shut the front door (sorry, I'm not cool enough to pull off a good STFU! REALLY????
I concur with Anita. You and Herve were meant for each other. He is the ying to your yang or whatever. What I'm saying is-make this happen!!!
OH. MY. MACAROOOOOOOONS are tingling!!!!!!!! You are EN FUEGO, sweetheart. I am beyond thrilled--and YES. This must be filmed, and I must accompany you for holding your umbrella and powdering your nose and wiping your ass and stuff. You know, really important jobs. ;) That is incredible, Dahling. You deserve this moment!!! JUST THE BEGINNING. "Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? I could really use a wish right now... " Congratulations, gorgeous. XOXO
EEEEEeeek! Wow. You are the coolest.
woah.and whoo-hooo fo ryou! i love your photoshopped image for this post. if you need a photographer to cover the interview, uh just let me know. and no, i'm not a professional, but yes, i'm fun to hang out with. i am sure you will want herve all to yourself. what could be better???
OMG! Can I come >@!@#!@$$ SO AWESOME. Whenever you have this meeting- we must meet...
YOU kill ME!
The trip of a lifetime!
U DA BOMB!
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG....promise you'll not wear the hairdresser cape, mkay?
I love Carolina Herrera, would you mind smuggling out a dress for me? Size - not so small ass. Thanks! Congrats, can't wait for the rest of this saga to unfold.
That trip will make the best post evs!!!
Don't go - it's a trap! ;)
Srsly, you are my High Priestess of Cool.