how do you top the greatest blog post of all time?
Monday, September 27, 2010 at 12:18PM do i pull a ricky gervais and leave after only 2 seasons of extras?
an amanda bynes, retiring at age 12?
look at halle berry-
after her oscar for monster's ball she went on to do catwoman.
i don't want to give you catwoman.
but it seems too anticlimactic to go back to talking about pretty rooms...
i pondered talking about my boobs:
those things are beasts!!!
but i don't really want to talk about my boobs, do you?
i mean, if you want to we can.
we can discuss how cheap clothes don't fit and i can't afford nice clothes so i cry every time my 15 dollar bra breaks.
or no matter what i wear i look like a slut. or a fat, homeless person.
if i could churn out awesome videos all day every day i would. but that shit takes time. and i am not the one who has to do the hard work. mike is, and he wants bj's in return. and at the end of the day who wants to give a bj?
nope.
it's back to posting about pretty rooms.
jizzing on cupcakes.
pictures of fiona being awesome.
housewives and their dumb lives.
and just general, boring coolness.
symmetry. good.
kids room. good.
fur blanket. plaid pillows. good.
blogging is magic, until the magic eats your face in boobs, pretty 
Reader Comments (53)
I love symmetry!
I wish my boobs were symmetric and that I had a whole lot less of them, as for you, keep doing whatever you want because we will be coming back for more.
I feel your pain on the boobs. I wear a 36F. That's right. 36F. All the clothes that look cute on other people look obscene on me. I secretly worry that people I don't know well (like random coworkers, for example) think of me as "the woman with the big boobs." If I wear low-cut things I look trampy. If I wear high-necked things I look 20 pounds heavier. Why do women get implants?
You could show us a dumpster full of poo, and I would jump up and down screaming "How AWESOME is that?!?"
note to Jaimee - I once went to a work related party and two (yep, two) husbands of co-workers, both of whom I'd never met, said "oh, you must be the girls with the boobs." Apparently that is how I was thought of and described as by my co-workers. The good news is that they have naturally reduced in size as I've gotten older. A pretty big price to pay, right?
Oops! That should say "girl", above. There's only one of me. karin
Yeah, I mean I knew your boobs were huge but I guess I just never realized how huge until that video. Don't feel bad, we all have body shape problems that don't allow us to shop at forever 21 explicitly, those problems being that we are not 12 year old pre-pubescent girls. We all need something pretty to look at on monday too, hell I'm planning on going to DSW on my lunch break so my head doesn't explode!
just keep doing what you are doing... we will keep reading ..
hehe :) reading your posts always make me laugh. Instant good mood! And your boobs are huge!
fur blankets are good.
and remember, i'm the one who would read your blog about goats...
marshall's sells calvin klein bras (which are the best boob holders out there) for like $7.99.
oh -- p.s. super m. deserves a bj for the awesomeness he put together.
i'm just sayin'
I have a tip for the big-titted. Being a rather big titted girl myself I believe I have found the best bra. It isn't cheap but it also isn't $100. It's the dream angels demi by victorias secret. REgular price is like $49 but they go on sale at their semi-annual sales for half price. just do yourself a favor and go to the store and try one on. then put a shirt on overtop and see how awesome they look and then take a picture on your camera phone and send it to me. this bra is the best thing that's ever happened to my boobs. period.
i NEED my RHODC recap.
thanks.
Your most boring day is still eons cooler than my bestest, so I'll bow down no matter what you throw up here...um, you know, in homage...
(don't want supermike getting any ideas....)
P.S. - What? You didn't p-shop out those lone orchids in pic 1? ;)
they don't call it a "job" for nothing
Sweet rack.
big boobs? try nursing 7 yrs in a row, that'll solve it!
adorable kids room.
The bj is a time honored procedure to Get What You Want. Don't knock it.
Just post about watching paint dry. You make even the most ho hum beyond exciting!
seriously, you can't knock the power of a bj. Keep doing what you do - you give us laughter and inspiration - so you rock. And so do your titties.
Well, thesulk says "Mondays could use a dash of vagina"... But I like this post just fabulously, thank you. You're so friggin smart to post what you did about follow up; just more of the Jenny we know and love. Oh, and ps--a Monday w vagina doesn't have to involve a BJ at all. Although, since SuperM is a friend, and he might punch me in the throat for saying that... you should def throw him a bone--hardeeeeehar.--once in a while. ;) I love you and your tatas--and trust me, folks, she breast fed for THREE years, and they're still that delicious! Imagine while those things were chockfull o yoo hoo! Yowza! (PS. thanks, Aubre, I'm going to try that VS tip, bc although mine have significantly reduced since breast feeding two vultures myself, they're still large and in charge.)
Housing big breasts is expensive. Damn, because I don't have Oprah's bank account either.
'Slut' is taking things a bit far.
Dude- I said to myself after that last post- whats she gonna do now? ha- cheers to a BJ free existance. I like pretty rooms and dirty talk.. so lets do that instead.
Victoria's Secret 'Body by Victoria' is one of their lines for the larger endowed...they have a wireless one that molds to your body...i can't live without them...get them at the semi-annual sale; January and July. [used to be an employee...sad retail life i've lived]. http://www.victoriassecret.com/ss/Satellite?ProductID=1265311624117&c=Page&cid=1283342270157&pagename=vsdWrapper
I guess the boobs convo still continues...
Your hubby rocks for helping you so much...