bizness as usual

 it seems weird to just show awesome rooms to you after i was near oprah status this weekend.


i wish i could tell you that they signed me up right after they saw my sparkle charms.



and i wore sequins so i was for real sparkle charming.

but they didn't.

here's what they did tell me... 



i did great.



that despite the whirlwind last few days, the next few months would be quiet..



as in, don't freak out if 2 months go by and you haven't heard a word...



they also told me i needed to be discreet from here on out and that i couldn't divulge what went down yesterday or the casting process.


sad for you all.


but i have a feeling..a good one. 

i have also realized that i could be on national tv looking like a great big asshole with big boobs and no real design experience.  

and i have also realized that i could be leaving my sweet fi for 2 months.

wrap your head around that one for a minute moms...

yeah...not a fun thought at all. you can imagine i am waffling somewhere around super excitement and bone chilling terror.

but i don't mind the wait.

not at all.

in fact, i am going to use this time to really focus on the what if..

what if i am on this show?

well then i want to be 100 percent certain that i can do anything they throw my way.

don't get me wrong, i won't be crafting shit out of orange rinds or toilet paper.

i am just going to focus on MY thing..

combining old and new..

mixing high and low..

and just generally putting shit together in a new and awesome way.


so we can stop talking about it now.

we can get back to pretty rooms and housewives.


thanks again for all of your support and well wishes.

you guys will be the first to know anything that happens.

i promise you that.


now hire me so i can practice.