let's catch up on some important issues.
the atlanta housewives are back..
and there are 2 new ladies.
kenya "don't call me miss america" moore...
miss moore is beautiful, strong, has a sad/crazy past and is full of the charity.
and she's a big fat dick.
also new to the cast..
she is the grandaughter of hosea williams.
*hosea was MLK's right hand man.
but i know him better as the street in atlanta you don't want to be on alone at night.
porsha tries too hard.
and she's kind of a birdbrain.
between the 2 of them there is a serious amount of donkey...
i pledge allegiance to the united states of nene.
guess i better watch the new normal.
this picture pretty much sums up this parade of assholes to a T.
taylor is giving me full on freak.
she sucks up all of the everything with her giant wormhole mouth.
if you stand within a 5 mile radius you will get sucked up too.
she is one surgery away from the joker.
and i don't give a shit about lisa and adrienne's feud.
though i did think adrienne's flower arrangement was amazing.
it was like if regular flowers all had gone to see paul for a deadly amount of botox injections and lip plumpers...
the truth is i hate everyone on this show except brandi.
million dollar assholes.
and in this instance i mean assholes in a good way.
i live for mary mcdonald.
her "i was probably drunk and didn't make it up the stairs" just sealed my love shut. tight.
there were a few makeovers..
i know this was a guest house and supposed to be "spa like"...
but it's just so...florida condo spec house.
i mean what the shit is this?
to me this was hgtv if hgtv had a million dollar budget.
sorry mary..i love you hard but this was not you.
is this like when a super star actor like meryl streep does a movie like santa dogs 2?
and then this..
what the fiery fuck was this martyn lawrence bullard?
just because you CAN spend 30 million decorating a house doesn't mean you SHOULD.
it's like you have no where to go but down when you are that high up.
first of all...
that whole room is a college education...a lifetime supply of food for a villiage in africa....
second of all..
black patent leather curtains are not ok.
but, i know someone who more than likely thought it was awesome...
* hosea williams has done some real important shit and was a hero.
but there is a street named after him here in atlanta that is in a shady part of town.