a letter to my vagina
Monday, February 27, 2012 at 7:27AM
dear vagina and vaginal neighbors (i.e. cervix, uterus, ovaries, endometrial parts, etc..),
don't let me down today.
i thanked you with drugged up tears of joy when we (forceps) pushed a baby into this world.
and then i apologized on fiona's behalf when she ripped us nearly into two separate beings.
and then i nursed you back to health with sitz baths and hippie magic.
i also did kegel exercises to get you back into shape so shit wouldn't get lost in you.
i don't even use tampons so i won't cramp your style.
in short, we are friends.
i love you.
i respect you and i try to show you a good time every once in a while...
so please return the favor and don't be sick.
also-
sorry about the weird scopes and burny things and scissory things that will be coming at you in a few hours.
work with me though ok?
i will be feeding us xanax to help us both relax, but xanax does nothing for pain..
so let's hold hands and go to our happy place...
which is
here:
(my happy place is being a crawley)
and then later i will feed you some chocolate and wine.
ok, maybe i will eat that.
that's all.
thanks V.
dear the rest of you,
tomorrow i have something so awesome to share that it defies all things that are awesome to the awesome power of awesome.
so come back for that.
as for me, i will be taking a few days off to relax and rest.
thank you all again for your love and support.
i will never forget it,
as long as i live,
WHICH IS GOING TO BE A VERY LONG TIME!!
peace holes,
Reader Comments (47)
Thinking of you today. Positive thoughts all the way.
good luck today... fingers crossed for nothing but good news, lots of rest and tlc. will be thinking of you!
Best wishes for smooth testing stuff. I am sure you will be fine.
Enjoy your blog more than words can say - take care of yourself - we will all be here waiting for you. Sending every positive vibe in the universe.
Huge amounts of love and supportive thoughts for your today. My longer letter of love and support is forthcoming.
A toilet + a basement = water damage of epic proportions have collided to keep me from responding thus far.
Which is NOOOOOOOOTTTTTT a comparison to your situation, just an excuse for my lameness.
Life and love always, Katie
You are so awesome all the best!!!
Good luck today Jenny. I am sending major enegry and big prayers your way that everything goes well/ And I am off to pick up some apple cider vinegar. Jlo skin plus weight loss and shiny hair- umm count me in. Thanks for sharing your secret!
Sending you prayers, positive vibes and lots of love today Jenny. xo
I think your vagina will understand and behave well and healthily today, now that you've so politely addressed its potential concerns. Thinking of you and thrilled to have learned of a new "happy place" to go to when times are tough - mmm, being a Crawley. Take care of yourself, inside and out!
jenny jenny jenny - your destiny is to be healthy and happy and always laughing. remember that. you are in my thoughts today - sending out good vibes, lighting candles + dreaming crawley dreams. you my dear will do fabulous. you and your v will be back better than ever. much love friend. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo
Best of luck to you and your lady parts today! I will be thinking about you and sending good thoughts your way.
Take care!
Sending you positive thoughts your way. Good luck girl.
mb
Toasting you with Bragg's this morning, good luck today! Looking forward to awesome squared tomorrow.
Thinking of you today with lots of love!
thinking of you today and sending positive vibes your way :)
Woke up thinking of your vagina this morning. Have never said that to anyone.
Good luck, Jenny! Rest up and let's get you to the other side of this scary shit.
First, I can't believe you don't wear tampons. Second, Mary's skin looks horrifying in that pic. She needs some ACV stat.
Third- GOOD LUCK!!!
Lots of love and prayers for you and your cleppy! I know you're going to be fine because you are an awesome and tough lady with thousands of people who adore you and will help you get through it. xo
Sending happy thoughts to you and your V. By the way, drank some ACV this morning and about threw up. Not sure I'm going to be able to handle that or not.
Happy thoughts!
Sending you and the vag love today!! Errr...luck today. Okay, this is weird. Will be thinking of you and hoping for good news in a few days. ox
Sending you and your vag good vibes today!
Hey, Jenny, sending you positive thoughts and wishes today. Be well.
Good luck today Jenny!
I will be thinking of you today! Just read about your beauty secret. Totally going to try it. For some reason I've had breakouts lately. Not cool! Have a good few days off!
Hoping all is well today. Hoping you have Sybil as your nurse at the appointment.