my vagina is going to disneyworld!!!
Friday, March 2, 2012 at 8:41AM
good news friends..
my doctor called with my lab results yesterday afternoon at about 3:00.
it seems as though all areas of my vagina are cancer free..even cancer cell free!
there was a tiny spot...remember that white edge i spoke of last week?
well that one spot came back as showing CIN1, which is essentially minute cellular changes.
these either go away on their own or they can develop into pre cancer (still not cancer).
so we are just keeping an eye on my vagina (that's what he said) through paps every 6 months.
she seems to think a healthy dose of some vitamins will help me to clear it up on my own.
YES! HOLY SHIT YES!
how lucky am i?
howmotherfuckingLUCKYami???!!!!
what have we all learned here?
we learned that i am lucky.
and perhaps if i waited another 1-2 years before going and getting a pap that i might not be so lucky.
so if you are still putting off the pap, don't be foolish.
go and get one.
and if you have a family history of any type of cancer and you have not gotten checked out..
well then, you are an asshole.
a foolish asshole.
just go and do it please.
so..
it's friday and that is already reason to celebrate, but it's also now, officially, known as world healthy vagina day...or WHV-day.
and we are celebrating up in here with some wine and wine shooters.
we are also celebrating with the new issue of matchbook mag.
with things like this:
we are also celebrating with the brand new furbish store online.
with awesome things like this:
and this:
and we are also celebrating with new paintings..
like this:
60 x 20
and:
30 x 40
let's all celebrate our asses off this weekend.
ok?
yay WHV day!!!!
my vagina, painting in announcement, celebrations 
Reader Comments (60)
Wonderful news. Yay!
P.s. The 60 x 20 painting is amazing!
That is absolutely wonderful news! I know what a relief that is for you. Gives you a new perspective on life, doesn't it?
Woot! Woot! Woot! Three cheers for your good news and the incredible coincidence that it came on the eve of World Healthy Vagina Day!
Great news! So happy to hear it.
Although the lesson Im learning is just don't bother getting a pap at all and everyone is happy. (I know, I know)
I thought my vagina was lively today. Now I know why.
Holy goodness. I just know how wonderful you must feel. On behalf of all us women and our vulnerable parts, I am so HAPPY for you.
God, that's great news. Sleep well tonight, I suppose that's been hard to do.
Huge warm kisses and hugs.
katie
what fabulous news!!! so happy for you!!!
p.s. i die for your paintings. it's my hope to someday have a bit of disposable income so that i can make one mine.
Very happy!
I've never been so happy about a vagina before. (Seriously, never) You and Miss V have a great weekend!
So glad to hear the good news. You must be so relieved. And the paintings are great -- love the colors in the 60 x 20.
yay for healthy vaginas!!!!!!! so happy you're healthy!
Yay Jenny what wonderful news! So much goodness to celebrate. I'm going to Austin so you know I will be living it up. Have a fantastic weekend!
Thank buddha. Seriously.
Jenny -- congratulations on having a healthy vagina! it is such a relief to hear this good news. your prayer warriors did a good job for you!
Yay! Great news!
Oh Jenny I am SO happy for you! I have been keeping you in prayer. Yesterday was an AWESOME day for our family too. It gave us a much needed power boost to continue on keepin on with our difficult journey.
I'll take two shooters. :)
Sing with me.... "Don't worry, be happy!"
So happy for your and your Vag! Party in Jenny's Vag!
Seriously, I can't imagine the weight off of your shoulders and sore 'lil cervix.
So happy for you and your vajayjay!
Hooray! I'm so glad you're okay. I'll be toasting you tonight in honor of your healthy vagina and WHV-day. Also, your paintings, as always, are wonderful.
So happy for your cleppy nootie!! Great news!!! (LOVE the paintings)
That is great news! Those paintings are amazing!
I FREAKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIED over Trina Turk's place. PHENOMENAL (said slowly for emphasis).
Supremely happy that you are cancerless!!!! Shots of apple cider vinegar for all! oxox
Hallelujah!!!!! That is fantastic news! So happy for you all! Drank up, girl!
Thrilled beyond words!