got a fancy party to attend tonight?
yeah me neither.
but if i did i'd be happy in any one of these 3 looks..
i've had my eye on this DVF dress since pinterest showed it to me.
it's the perfect mix of fancy and simple.
don't you agree?
plus it looks way forgiving.
which means more meatballs on a stick for you.
and these sexy shoes that mimic the lines of the dress.
this one is so me.
those shoes with the sparkle on the inside of the heel?
i'd wear my hair down and sleek with a slight curl at the ends.
one side tucked behind my ear to show the cuff.
you're all dead.
this is older me.
the dress is sexy and demure, slightly sporty spice.
those shoes are my everything and i want them a lot.
i would wear these pearl vagina earrings under my down and casual don't care hair.
and this clampy cuff to shoot out lasers at all the weird people who try to talk to me.
but since i am not going to any parties this year other than fiona's birthday slumber party i give you full permission to wear any one of my perfect party looks.
i also want you to have a leopard coat..
and this one is on sale..
that's it kids.
see ya around the block in my damn christmas cookie haze.