things i am thinking about....it's monday!

monday is trying to fuck with me..i've typed that sentence 3 times. 

at first it was like this..mondao;u igz tyis;o to fucjk

monday made me wake up at 5:50.

which is not quite 6:00 but not 5:30.

and what that means is that it's too early to consider getting out of bed and too late to actually go back to sleep.

 

so i just laid there and thought about some shit.

 

like..

gosh, this weather is awesome.  so warm and springy.  maybe that's why i feel like there are wet blankets on my eyes and a bucket of mucus set up on a trigger to pour salty booger slime down my throat every 3 seconds.  it's like the nickelodeon slime show in there.

 

and..

wow...that episode of girls last night was so fucking good i can't wait to watch it again.

 

 

adam driver longtime.

 

 

but also this..

 

mad men.

 

it has taken me 3 years (?) and 3 attempts to understand the allure of this show.

i mean, yes jon hamm..but it was just so crawling and listless i found my mind wandering constantly.

but i think..i think..now, i get it.

it's the atmosphere.

100%.

the whole time i watch i think...at this time in history my grandparents were in their prime.

so in a way, i feel like i am learning something about them.

weird though it may be.

that's what keeps me coming back at this point.

 

i am sure in the weeks to come you might have to come rouse me from a mad men k-hole.

 

 

and finally..

 

a few of you are not on board with my mattress/sofa idea.

and there were some valid points.

 

for one..i learned that indoor/outdoor fabric is great for resisting mold and mildew and stains.

but not so great for every day use.

in other words...it pills.

 

and maybe that it might look like a giant maxi pad on my floor.

good point.

and sadly, one i can't seem to shake.

 

soooo..

what if..

i attached some casters like these:

 

 

 

aaannnd...

 

what if i also had the box spring skirted?

 

like so..

 

 

and now it looks like a fancy maxi mad.

with blood stains.

 

 

fuck.

 

someone find me a new sofa.