this image looks like my 15th hour of intermittent fasting feels.
let’s face it based on the meager screen captured shots from the video i can only estimate that the entire house resembles this hallway. cold, vacuous, uninteresting and hungry.
but i don’t hate the decor of this house. i mean, not really or in theory. i hate the size. who in the fucking fuck of all fucks needs a house this big? private schools aren’t this big.
here’s what i found out…this is kanye’s doing.
kanye and vervoordt are franz. no, seriously….read all about that here.
if you wanna skip the article that’s cool. i broke it down for you - kanye saw a table and was all….who responsible? axel was all…me! kanye was all…i love art and things with soul. axel was all…i love you.
so they built a house together.
i mean….jesus! wait…no. i mean…yeezus!
look at that square footage. colossal.
please show us more of this giant, white, sepulchral box.
i can appreciate the contrast here. stark minimalism inside and lush rainforest out. what must it cost to maintain a rainforest in calabasas? also is this the bathroom?
i think this is all just kanye being kanye.
it isn’t a home. it’s an art project.
my best opinion is that it’s on the spectrum. just like kanye.
what happens when kim gets all that contour and self tanner on everything?
if i’m being honest i don’t hate it. i hate that it’s theirs.
also axel vervoordt always and forever.
also also - i think a few antique tabriz rugs and some kid art would turn this all around.