monday bullet points

1: whenever i see the 'PBteen' newsletter in my inbox all i really see is 'peen'.



2: fiona had a cold and i got her this- 

cold gone.

homeopathic, while still questioned by narrow-minded douchebags CAN be effective.



3: this show is good.

here's what one viewer said..

"that maid is so sexy, i'd kill myself to fuck her ghost then resurrect myself to fuck her soul. then i'd fuck everyone else."


i call this show Lost meets Six Feet Under meets bone & face raping.

it's highly addictive like all of those things were/are.

it comes on wednesdays on FX and i can't wait!!



4: butter nail polish, despite having the best colors on the planet (and highest prices for nail polish- FUCK)

doesn't last for more than one day on your nails.

branwen's feather.

so pretty.


british racing green.

the boss of all nail colors...

 after FOUR COATS is still peeling away.



 5: i have decided (early) that my thanksgiving table will look like this..



6.  unicorn.



7. this bathroom appeals to me..

like a lot.



happy monday.

don't forget to follow minty on twitter and/or facebook.

and if you want a minty button for your blog just holler.

there are several to choose from.


thanks hookers.



in general i am terrible at keeping secrets


this is mine.

michelle armas super painter painted this just for me.


i was going to wait until next week

when she delivers it to show it to you.

but i can't.

it's too awesome and it holds powers greater than my brain capacity for keeping secrets.

she asked me for inspiration and in short i said "lavender and yellow".

i got so much more than that.

she really is a genius at capturing YOU in her work.


i can't wait to hang it above my fireplace.  

pictures of that next week.