recasting NYC housewives..

here is the lineup..



"i play the violin and i have berries for fingernails, nobody better mess with me"




"toast is NEVER inauthentic"




bert michaels

"i have a taste for luxury (and vaginas) and luxury has a taste for me"



the honey badger

"i just take what i want"




magda from sex and the city



magda from there's something about mary

"there's more than one magda in this town. see above" 




daula dabdul

"i look like paula abdul and my name is daula dabdul"


coming soon i think.