holy mother of ass


i have been spending a lot of time on 1stdibs lately.

and sometimes i come across something that is so good, so amazing that it literally makes me shout out,

tourette's style, holy mother of ass!!!!!!

 so i decided to make it a feature here on MFAMB-

1stdibs friday: holy mother of ass!


every friday i will feature an amazing, shit-your-pants piece from 1stdibs.


1st up:

a late 20th century lucite and deep blue, egyptian marble cocktail table:



the marble has been inlaid in a herringbone pattern:


there is no price listed for this fucker...

which means either the dealer wants to negotiate with you or it's so expensive, just looking at the price will make your face melt off.

i'm gonna say it's both.


when time allows i will also incorporate the piece into a fantasy room mood board.

sounds awesome right?


today i am off to scott's to meet eddie and jaithan..

the wonder gays.


i can't wait.

i promise plenty of iphone pics,

of the boys, the goods and possibly a poop.


love and antique farts,