the holiday party

got a fancy party to attend tonight?  


yeah me neither.

but if i did i'd be happy in any one of these 3 looks..

mrs. fancy

i've had my eye on this DVF dress since pinterest showed it to me.

it's the perfect mix of fancy and simple.

don't you agree?

plus it looks way forgiving.

which means more meatballs on a stick for you. 

i would wear my hair pulled back in a sleek, low pony with a soft smokey eye and nude lip.

and these sexy shoes that mimic the lines of the dress.




mrs. sexy 

this one is so me.

simple t shirt dress and then bam, EAR CUFF!

those shoes with the sparkle on the inside of the heel?

so subtle. 

so sexy. 

i'd wear my hair down and sleek with a slight curl at the ends.

one side tucked behind my ear to show the cuff.

a big ass ring with a navy and nude sparkly eye and nude lip

get out. 

you're all dead. 

mrs. too cool for all of you

this is older me.

the dress is sexy and demure, slightly sporty spice.

those shoes are my everything and i want them a lot. 

i would wear these pearl vagina earrings under my down and casual don't care hair.

a bright red lip and blue to the power of purple eyeshadow and i would make you all pass out from my coolness. 

and this clampy cuff to shoot out lasers at all the weird people who try to talk to me. 


but since i am not going to any parties this year other than fiona's birthday slumber party i give you full permission to wear any one of my perfect party looks.


i also want you to have a leopard coat..

and this one is on sale..

that's it kids.

see ya around the block in my damn christmas cookie haze.