not sure what it is if it's not just everything..

that little yellow chair for starters.

and the liquid chocolate walls.

but let's all punch ourselves in the neck over that box in front of the bed that holds the most important thing in the universe..

a television.


 i would never ever leave this room.



speaking of TV.

season 2 of the best show ever, downton abbey, airs this sunday on PBS.

if you haven't seen season 1 then i encourage you to take the next 6 hours to watch it here.

if you already watch then you are in for a treat tomorrow..

so come back here.

for your treat.





turkey talk and a beautiful house..

 what's up fatties?

i successfully managed to eat an entire plate of food without feeling sick to my stomach.

(yes, a month later i am still experiencing stomach issues bc of that ding dang virus)

i also managed to drink 3 glasses of wine.

which made me feel like i was going to fall down at one point.


then unfortunately when i got ready for bed i thought i was going to puke for sure.

i am 100% positive though that this was bc of the wine/whipped cream whirlpool bath that was going on in my belly.

i took some baking soda in water and it soothed the beast.


how was your thankful day?

tell me a funny story.


meanwhile let's talk about how i would totally eat aerin lauder's fortune cookie (that's what he said) for a freaky friday type experience where i got to live her life..

i mean seriously.

how many houses does she have?

the city flat, the ski chalet, and the country house?

plus she's a stone cold fox!


i'll take the country house..

















re: AHS recap.

i watched it.

still stying to process it.

it covered 2 of my biggest life fears.

we will discuss it tomorrow.


hot ass pokers,