go and shoot yourself in the face with a canon if you plan to watch this show

 

 

 

 yay us!!

 

we get to listen to meg's laryngititular cotton mouth midwestern accent say the words "Design Crimes" forever and ever!

ear crimes.

eye crimes.


 

 

also:

 

right?!!!?

 

anyway...

 

here's what you missed...

 

 

meg and karl decorate a room.

 

both rooms suck.

 

the end.

 

"hahahahahahahahahDESIGNCRIMES!"

 

 

DESIGN CRIMES!!!!

 

 

 

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worst recap ever

i watched this whole episode with a side eye...

that's not real!

that's not real!!

thaaat's NOT REAL!

 

fuck man.

i don't know what's real anymore.

 

actually this is real..

supersonic gay.

 

come to think of it...those bikes are props too.

 

i will leave this recap up to you..

 

1.

DID jeff foot the bill for those 50 thousand dollar floors?

were they even 50 thousand dollars?

 

 

2.

what kind of shampoo and conditioner do you think ross uses?

cuz i need it.

 

3. 

was shannon factor an illusion?

sent from hollywood, dru style?

 

 

4.

did you know that i am going to make this cake tomorrow and then eat a good bit of it?

lemon pound cake

 

 

5. 

MLB has a day named after him.

 

that's neat.

 

it's thundering outside right now.

 

 

6.

i thought mary's tent was pretty.

in fact she should decorate all hollywood tent parties.

unless it's a nathan indian tent party.

 

7.

i suspect the only reason nathan was on this show was because of mary.

 

 

 

8.

it is 3:40 pm right now.

 

9. 

there is wine in a glass next to my hand. 

every few seconds i take a sip.

 

10.

wingardium leviosa

 

 

11.

assholes.

 

 

12.

didn't you get a happy, warm feeling when jackleen drank the champagne?

i want a jackleen.

 

 

13.

charlene=liza minelli

 

 

14.

i would have been happier if this scene went down shirtless.

 

 

15.

i think this book is pretty lame.

 

 

16.

this used to be my favorite tv show.

 

 

17.

million dollar best friends!!!!!!!!!

 

 

are we done?

 

 

 

glitter shame,