stuff i like


i like this color palette.

but i wouldn't have chosen rust wall to wall carpet.

and i do enjoy the thought that with a carpenter family member (dad-jesus) that sofa thing could happen.

i even think i could upholster it myself.

but who am i kidding?

i can't even finish painting doors.

i am a project failure these days. 



i am mesmerized by this wall color.

also this room belongs to the guy who played rocky in rocky horror..


this guy:

peter hinwood aka rocky aka antiques dealer and house owner with pretty blue walls and an awesome collection of stuff i would steal.


there's more...





i die for this pool.

i die for this everything.

'cept those chairs.




i really love that wallpaper.

who can tell me what it is?

so moody and stuff.




hranowsky owns me.

do any of you have a giant canopy full of beautiful expensive fabric?

do you not give a shit about dust?


watermelon and strawberry vodka mojitos: recipe



this pleases me on so many levels.








i am a sushi eating champion.

known all over the world as "the velvet buzzsaw".



cabinet color + brass pulls + marble slab.

and agas remind me of my mom and i love my mom.




have a great weekend.

i'm gonna eat fried chicken probably.


images via elle decor, world of interiors, angie hranowsky, what katie ate, the cherry blossom girl and all the best blog



basically this is just a post about pictures i took with my i phone..

lucky you.



(my name is nicolas i am soft and nice and i smell good)


hiding from bandits.




the color in person had a lot of orange in it and i liked it a lot.

but it was trump (expensive). 


hardware up close:

searching craigslist for something i can paint this color. 

and then sell to you.



i live right by the airport.




stupid ankles post disguised with pretty pictures

 my ankles feel like what that guy's in misery felt like when kathy bates hobbled the fuck out of them.


(wall tassels are an interesting option)


all that tracy anderson bouncing is actually making my bones start to break.

oh..what's that you say?

your shoes suck?



yes.  they do.

but the problem is i have no idea what kind of shoes to get.

many people say that zumba workout shoes are the way to go.

btw- if you don't know what zumba is (i didn't either)-

it is some kind of stupid dance workout that you need coordination to achieve, and rythm.

2 things i lack a tremendous amount of.


(mini purple lampshades)


plus it looks like you are auditioning for an MTV dance show circa 'the grind'.

in other words you look like an asshole.

also it is more about dance moves and less about jumping and impact.

tracy is all about the jumping and the impact.

hence broken ankles.

(and you also look like an asshole. a stupid, jumping asshole)




so shoes.

i confess to maybe working out for 2 days in crocs to see if they were more cushiony than my nikes.



they were.



but they offered no support so my ankles hate life right now.



so what shoes do i get?


they are made for dance.

do i just get goop's shoes?

my fear is they are 300 dollars.

do i get some kind of hip hop dancey shoe with a padded high top ankle blanket?

do you give a fuck?

you have to give a fuck though.

bc my cardio will suffer which means that i cannot get super skinny and wine and reeses will win!

and you will have no superhero to look up to.

and then YOUR ass will get bigger!!


(lovely mix)


now get me some shoe facts!