fun with moodboards

quite honestly i could sit around and do moodboards all day long.

it's like having no budgetary constraints and free reign across the internets.

so obviously i went shopping at jayson home and garden and 1st dibs.

but for my next trick i am going to do a room on a budget. 

since, ya know...i'm on one.

once i get better at layering pictures and can find a free download of photoshop i honestly think i could rule moodboards in their faces.

people will actually hire me to take their money and make their rooms more pretty based on my moodboard skills.

if i could i would have added paint to the backgrounds and some kind of flooring option.

as they are now they are somewhat cold and stark.

i was really just fooling around with it, getting the hang of it. 


here is a dream living room scenario 1:



scenario 2:


your guest room when you come stay at my house (if i had a guest room and a millionty dollars):

what do you think?

if you had some damn money would you hire me to decorate your house?

i am super confident i could.

also come back this weekend bc i am going to haunt the shit out of you..

with pictures and a story.


i have the perfect spot for this in my huge estate..

while flipping through my world of interiors this month i saw this mother and immediately had it placed on my sun porch at my english know this one:

it comes from soane in the UK and it is so clever and cool and you don't have one so that makes me love it even more.

it also comes in different finishes like antique, light, chocolate, natural and rich (like me).

it most likely would be used as a sideboard for my weekend brunches just before the hunt.

i would style it up like this:

a piece of modern art from one of my favorite artists, ed ruscha would hang above..

or maybe a giant gilded mirror like this:

or both!!

HaHAHAAAA!!! my style is so crazy and different and i am literally a walking contradiction!!!


some accessories:


just for starters..


tally ho fart farters!