a little weekend chair porn

i found a new to me site called antiques moderne.  it's located in texas and it's like craigslist for rich people.

good table and case & storage porn too.


some seating favorites:

the upholstery looks pretty great..

but for my purposes i would lacquer them black and upholster them in white linen or velvet.

impractical but beeutiful.




great shape to this chair.

how about at the end of a hall under some fabulous piece of art.

upholster it in a bold print.









isn't your mind racing with visions of lacquery goodness and velvety softness?

what would you do to them? 

tell me tell me!!!!

(it would be the equivalent of dirty talk)



i know.

i can hear the audible gasping.





and there's plenty for everyone!!


what's your favorite???

happy weekending.

i am going to chuck e cheese today.





what if...****fuckshitballbutt update

 i took these chairs (there are 4)...


OR these chairs (also 4)...


paired the chosen 4 with this...

***THIS IS SOLD!!!!***  

many levels of hate.


to create a little something like this...

things you should know...

my dining table looks just like this only it is oval and bigger (and a darker stain)

should i go this route the chairs and the settee would be painted the same color.

these are all on craigs and all rully rully cheap.

like 40-bucks-for-all-of-it-cheap.

opinions please.




throw it in my mouth.