a job well done

and what i mean by that is that i made someone very happy with my decoratory skills.

my client in arkansas was a *dream client.

she knew exactly what she wanted;

"cozy, sexy, glam, warm, sparkly".

we looked at inspiration pics.

talked back and forth via email. 

told knock knock jokes and exchanged recipes.

(not really, but i am totally ok with that)

i conceptualized the room.  

this:

which became this:

and this:

and the other side of the room- this:

now it's up to her to put it all together.

her house was gorgeous to begin with, it just needed a little flavuh.

that, my friends, is what e-decorating is all about.

and if you want to be a part of this 21st century phenomenon,

email me.

*you don't have to know exactly what you want to do this.

i am here to help guide your inner decorator.  we will acheive awesomeness together.

pinkie swear.

i got nuthin...

i realize that lately all i provide for you are mood boards.

my mood boards.

and you may hate them.

or love them.

but that's really beside the point.

the point is i am super busy being decorator-ish.

i have no time here recently to plan exciting and funny blog posts for you.

my days are really spent working for (hold your vomit please) clients and eating entire sleeves of girl scout cookies.

yes, clients.  yes, entire sleeves.

i's a decorator now. 

at least people are paying me to make their houses prettier, or uglier depending on who you ask.

so without further adieu..

i give you:

"cozy, sexy, glam, warm, sparkly"

(at least that's what was asked of me)

main sitting area..

back wall area, just beyond the chairs is the kitchen..which is why there is nothing on the wall.

paint color is client's existing color.

adjacent to sitting area is a gallery wall/ hall:

 so this wall/view is to the right of the sofa on the right.

there is an actual gallery (most people call it a hallway) separating the main sitting area and this little area.

still to come in this space is the fireplace wall.

and about a million more mood boards.

working girl farts,

operation-let-me-borrow-your-fancy-new-york-clothes- shirtsize: giant boobs

it just keeps getting better.

my new BFF herve made this comment on the latest:

dear Jenny ..
we need to meet !!!
i am so happy to read all the comments , and i am so not use to it !!
i would like you to come to see instead of my house , ( you know it !) but the Carolina Herrera design studio and sample room ( i shall give you a little tour including mrs Herrera's office !.)
how can i give you my email address in a more private way !!!! ahah !!
are you leaving in New York ?
let me know , iremain at your entire disposal .
XOXO
H.Pierre

um...yeah.

it's real.

we have been emailing back and forth for the better part of the last hour.

he has agreed to an interview.

a tour.

and hours of macaron eating and diana vreeland gossiping.

(ok that last part is still just my imagination)

i am still hoping he lets me stalk his apartment.

it's way more interesting to me than stinky old carolina herrera and her ugly dresses. (-joke herve)

unless of course i get to try shit on.

better stop eating fudge.