let's talk about it...

 the other day our friend nelya posted this amazing house tour...

i can't get it out of my mind.

specifcally the kitchen...

people!!!

it's art i tell you.

like a painting by a dutch master.

i would pay money to tour this house.

i want to feel that oxidized brass counter top...

are you kidding me??

who does that??

awesome people that's who.

i want to sift throught those antique cabinets in the back.

what? is there a fridge in there too?!!

fuck that's good.

the cook top is down by all those fruits in bowls.

no invasive pendants or pot lights.

just a pretty glow emanating from the top of the wall of cabinets..

there is just such an artful perfect mix of modern, antique,  contemporary, sleek and beat up..

masculine and feminine.

heavy on the masculine.

i want to tiptap my shoes across that floor

and ohhhhhh that chandelier.

 

the rest of the house too please..

 

 

the house is obviously very old but they somehow made it look super modern without compromising any of the original splendor..

i love how you can't really tell where the ceiling begins..

could be just lighting but still..it makes the room seem so airy.. 

 

 

and i LOVE LOVE LOVE that they painted a "baseboard" on the wall.

 

it's all just so serene and calm and beautiful.

what are your thoughts on it?

 

see more here.

 

butt updates (beware: soft-core porn!) ***MORE INFO AT BOTTOM (get it?)

i have been dooing my tracy anderson metamorphartsis DVDs like a fucking champ!

 

the instructions are to do the dance cardio and the mat work 6 days a week.

the simple fact is bc of my ankles i cannot do the cardio 6 days a week.

i do it 3-4, and the mat 5 days a week.

i feel like this is sufficient.

though it is not what she recommends and if you are enormous i recommend doing what she says.

 

i am overall happy with my results:

(try to ignore the diabetes pump on my stomach. it detracts from the sexx)


 

 

 

 

 

(that is a zit-gross)

 

my bikini dreams are coming true.

 

you should also know that i eat chocolate every day (hello arm zit).

 

and i am old. 

 

 

p.s. YES i am sucking it in.

honesty is the best policy.

 

****I USE ABCENTRIC.

IF YOU ARE UNSURE BUY OMNICENTRIC.

I WITHOUT A DOUBT GAIN WEIGHT IN MY UPPER BODY, NEVER MY LOWER. 

THE DANCE CARDIO DVD IS 30 MINUTES

THE MAT WORKOUTS ARE 30 MINUTES.

SO THAT EQUALS 1 HOUR.

IT IS HARD TO FIND THE TIME BUT I DO.

I SACRIFICE OTHER THINGS IN ORDER TO DO IT.

LIKE READING BLOGS (SADFACE).

I HAVE ONE GIANT STRETCHMARK ON MY TUMMY.  IN THE PHOTOS YOU JUST CAN'T SEE IT.

ALSO THERE ARE LOADS OF STRETCH MARKS ON MY BOOBS.

I STAY OUT OF THE SUN, I NEVER WEAR SUNSCREEN CUZ I THINK IT'S TOXIC AND I ONLY WEAR A NATURAL KIND WHEN I AM DELIBERATELY IN THE SUN...LIKE AT THE BEACH. 

AND WHEN I AM AT THE BEACH I AM UNDER AN UMBRELLA. ELLA ELLA.