delicious delicious chicken

 

you should know that i have some cookery skills..

also i have grill skill.

i believe you should know about this chicken.

it is easy and delicious and perfect for the 4th..

or any day you want something that tastes awesome.

 

we are big chicken eaters in this house.

mike could and would eat chicken on the grill every day of the year.

i make a lot of different grilled chicken dishes but this is hands down the favorite in our house.

and it's really easy.

promise...

make sure you have at least 2 hours prior to cooking for marinading purposes.

(8 hours is best but 2 still produces delicious delicious chicken)

 

 the marinade:

you probs have all this shit on hand except for the chili oil and it is totally not even necessary.

you could throw in some red pepper flakes or extra black pepper if need be. 

-olive oil

-lemon

-garlic

-chili oil

-herbs (such as rosemary, thyme or oregano)

- s&p

 

 

whisk all the marinade ingredients together and set aside.

 

 now get on to preparing your bird..

one whole organic chicken rinsed and patted dry.

 

 

turn him over so you can access his backbone.

 

you are now going to remove the backbone..

 

take your scissors and start cutting the shit out of it from the bottom of one side of the tail (the little tab looking thing at the bottom) up to the top.

this is called spatchcocking.

 

 

 

 

 

once cut up one side proceed with cutting the other side the exact same way.

 

 

 

 

remove the backbone and throw it in the trash or save it for stock purposes.

whatevs. your call.

 

 

expose the crime scene.

 

 

flip the bird back over and press down on the breast until you "break" the breast bone. 

you should hear a small pop.

essentially this is so the bird lays down flat for even cooking.

 

 

put him breast side up in a shallow dish.

pour the marinade over and rub it all in..

 

i added the herbs at the last minute bc i forgot to put them in initially.

no biggie.

 

 

cover with plastic wrap and refridgerate for 2-8 hours.

 

 

grill preparing..

 

beast


a word about grilling.

i only believe in charcoal grilling and i only believe in using all natural charcoal.

that other shit makes your food taste like ass and chemicals.

gas grills work fine and i know a lot of people swear by their gas grills..

so whatever...make this anyway.

shit, make it in the oven too. 

 

ok..

i always start my grill about 1 hour before i actually put anything on it.

this is so its inside radiant heat is about 375-400 degrees.

also i do a hot side and a cold side.

in other words pile the coals up only on one side leaving the other side cold.

obviously the other side isn't exactly cold but the hottest heat part is far enough away that you won't be charring the bird and drying it out.

 

once you're ready place the bird breast side down over the hot side, close the lid and walk away...

no really...walk away.

resist coming back out every 2 minutes to move it.

 

keep him breast side down, lid closed for 5-8 minutes.

he should come away easily from the grill without sticking when you are ready to flip him.

 

and he should look like this:

now move him to the cold side of the grill and walk away again..

this time for longer.  

don't come back and flip him back over.

he should remain on his back for the rest of the cooking time.

once during cooking i come out and turn him around, but never do i turn him over.

depending on the size of the bird (this one was about 3 lbs) the cooking time is between 45 minutes and 1 hour.

this 3lb bird was ready after 50 minutes... 

 the legs should move freely and almost fall off and the juices should run clear.

keep in mind charcoal grilled food will always have a pink tint to the meat..

this is from the smoke.

if the juices run clear and the legs move about freely on the bird, then it's done.

pinkie swear.

 

 now..serve that shit up with some homemade potato salad and some motherfuckinggreenbeans..

 

here is the recipe for copy, pasting and printing purposes:

- 1 3-4 lb whole organic chicken. rinsed and patted dry.

- 1 lemon.  its zest and juice.

- 2 cloves of garlic, minced either through a press or a chopper or with your knife.  small mince is best bc it equals more garlic flavor. what you want in a marinade.

- a few dashes of chili oil or a pinch of chili flakes.

- 3 tablespoons olive oil.

- 1/4 c. chopped herbs (i used rosemary and oregano)

-1 tsp kosher salt and pepper to taste.

 

mix the marinade ingredients into a small bowl.

set aside.

 

now get your chicken spatchcocked!

flip him over and flatten the breast bone with your hands. 

 

put him back in the dish and pour the marinade over the top.

 cover and refridgerate for at least 2 hours and up to overnight.

 

prepare your grill.

 

take the bird out of the marinade and lay him breast side down on the hot side of the grill.

close the lid and walk away from the grill for 5 to 8 minutes.

 

once he is ready to flip (should come away easily)

flip him over and move him to the cold side of the grill (away from the hottest part).

let him cook, lid closed for 45 minutes to one hour depending on the size of the bird and the heat of your grill.

his legs should move around and almost fall away from the body.

put the chicken BREAST SIDE DOWN on a clean platter and cover loosely with foil for at least 10 minutes.

this last step is very important.

breast side down will ensure that all the juices run back into the breast keeping it moist and delicious.

i always salt it a little more before i cover it..and this time i use sea salt.

 

eat.

 

let me know if you make it..

and if you have any questions regarding the cooking don't hesitate to leave a comment or email me directly..

 

word to your bird.

 

 

stuff i like

 

i like this color palette.

but i wouldn't have chosen rust wall to wall carpet.

and i do enjoy the thought that with a carpenter family member (dad-jesus) that sofa thing could happen.

i even think i could upholster it myself.

but who am i kidding?

i can't even finish painting doors.

i am a project failure these days. 

 

 

i am mesmerized by this wall color.

also this room belongs to the guy who played rocky in rocky horror..

 

this guy:

peter hinwood aka rocky aka antiques dealer and house owner with pretty blue walls and an awesome collection of stuff i would steal.

 

there's more...

 

delightful.

 

 

i die for this pool.

i die for this everything.

'cept those chairs.

gridbutt.

 

 

i really love that wallpaper.

who can tell me what it is?

so moody and stuff.

 

 

 

hranowsky owns me.

do any of you have a giant canopy full of beautiful expensive fabric?

do you not give a shit about dust?


 

watermelon and strawberry vodka mojitos: recipe

 

 

this pleases me on so many levels.

 

 

yes.

 

 

 

 

i am a sushi eating champion.

known all over the world as "the velvet buzzsaw".

 

 

cabinet color + brass pulls + marble slab.

and agas remind me of my mom and i love my mom.

 

 

 

have a great weekend.

i'm gonna eat fried chicken probably.

 

images via elle decor, world of interiors, angie hranowsky, what katie ate, the cherry blossom girl and all the best blog

 

million dollar douchers...

 

here we are!!

after a day of computerless angst..

your recap is unearthed.

like the dead,

or kathryn's design coordinator..

 

here is k'ire talking to her design coordinator..

 

aka, joey ramone..

 

(joey ramone aka kathryn's design coordinator)


..that she is the boss and everyone has to put everything past her, not shannon factor the glow worm.

 

then...

martyn shows up

oops..

 

i mean martyn shows up

FUCK!!

 

i mean martyn shows up

sonofanass!!!

 

i mean MARTYN LAWRENCE BULLARD

 

shows up at daisy fuentes' house to make it less ugly.

 

 she loves cuba and wants a picture of it on her wall.

 

 

 

no beardy, not that cuba..

 

this one:

not so delicious.

more like dumblicious.

 

across town at a restaurant..

ross and jeff fightin' 'bout some lamps...

"peck a fooking lamp JAM!"

 

ross gets so mad he pulls his hair into a ponytail!!!

ponytails mean bizness.

 

 

 martyn's at the print shop gettin that ugly poster..

 

 

nathan and susan from one king's lane are about to throw a party with some shit they got in india..

 "shoppin for some shit in india is fun when you can resell it in america for millions!"

 

at k'ire's.. 

jacqueline rocks our faces off again.

 "stressed? we all stressed! i am stressed...pppfff"

just look at that tremendous outfit.

head scarf- check!

white blouse- check!

throat brooch- check!

crazy- check! check! check!

i love her a lot lot.

 

 

 martyn shops for more ugly shit..

 

 

 

back at JAM's ..

there is tension..

forrest gump hides in the butler's pantry, processing decisions:

 

somewhere on the beach..

kathryn is mad.

glowy is ecto'ing everywhere..

 *throws hands in frustration*

 

*glows with the hateshine of a million suns*

 

 

martyn reveals some beige hotel shit...

 

 

nathan preps his pretty party..

 

kathryn hires a superhero..

*architects mean bizness*

 

 

back at the house of tight butts and processing..

jeff is thinkin about sumthin..

actually it's a sad attempt at revenge by threatening rossjenny with hiring an "intern" which is gay decorator code for "someone to give me bj's".

(sidenote- my name is jenny and my brother's name is ross)

 

 

time for everyone to go to nate's party!!

mary looks gorgeous. even if her face barely moves.

seriously she's actually laughing hysterically here. 

 

 

jeff: you wanna be my beej friend?

cater-waiter: no. you're older than my dad.

 

yeah, that's about all we get at the party.

jeff creeping out some guy while we all cringe and cover our ears and eyes screaming "MAKE IT STOP!!"..

mary gets a henna tattoo. 

kathryn does a weird and awesome lightbulb dance..

 

 

and then all of a sudden we're back at JAM's where we get to watch them take a bubble bath..

* i love sconces and to bounce your balls on the top of my foot underwater, they're so buoyant!*

 

i promise you andy cohen no one wants to see real life bubble baths..

we didn't want to see that OC skank and her steriody boyfriend in the tub either..

franky i am scarred for life after that one. 

yes, ross is hot..and i am all for a little shirtless hot gay dude once in a while..

but i feel like i am being forced to watch this against my will.

 

honestly i actually kind of love every single one of these decorators..

except jeff.  he gets on my damn nerves. 

but this show is just super boring.

 

thoughts??

 

 

 

 

lame

woke up this morning to no internet connection.

just came back on..
 

 

 no MDD recap..

YET.

 

 

imma go work on it right now..

 

 

you just enjoy these pretty pictures..

 

 

keep in mind that there is a 4 ft tall princess here using the TV like it's her bitch (it is and so am i).

 

 

i project a release date of 6/30/2011 (that's tomorrow dummies).

 

in the mean time you should know that someone at HGTV thinks i am awesome..

 

so even if i wasn't chosen to be a turd on that turd of all design shows...Design Turd..

at least john gidding wants to sex me.

 

 

you can read all the hgtv celebs faves here:  HERE

 

come back tommorow or later..

 

gidding juice,

p.s. no MDD spoilers..i will cut you.

BIG LETTERS MEAN BUISNESS! 

dueling moodboards..only more like dualing bc there's 2 and this isn't a competition, it's monday and mondays are for assholes..

 remember this headboard available on DC craigslist?

well i loved it so much i wanted to decorate a whole room around it.

 

so i did.. 

 

rug- 1stdibs, bench- jayson h&g, lamps- bungalow 5, bedding- ABC home, tables- 1stdibs, art- nathan turner, pendant- arteriors

 

but my friend jennifer at belclaire house blog loved it the same.

so she did one too..actually she did 2 so she wins..

 

visit it here