pinnies..

 

i think for your pinterest needs..

 

 that wall looks like a painting.

 

 

a jolly shade of green.

 

 

 tiny portraits.

 

also..blood?

fiona would love that in her room.

she is obsessed with vampires.

 

 

awesome nook.

not awesome stomach virus poop walls.

 

 

those chairs and that rug.

i can't stop staring at the rug.

 

 

my favorite nursery by a mile.

 

 

a closer look at that cool painting and animal menagerie.

 

 

 a delightful mix..

 

 

frankly you could stick just about anything in this room and it would look good.. 

 

 

i need to see more of this room..

anyone know where it comes from?

 

 

in case you didn't know, nov/dec lonny comes out today.

 

 

 

some things to think about..

working on a slight zshushing of the bedroom..

 

 

this of course stemmed from the fact that i desperately need new sheets.

i already have a great big coral puffy quilt and i love lavender with coral..so BAM!

lavender sheets.

already have the lamps, just need new shades.

window shades are being made as we speak.

just need a brass headboard and a 5,000 dollar rug

and i'm all set.

JK!

i would NEVER buy a 5000 dollar rug bc i have 4 cats and they will pee all over it 1000 times.

anyone know of a rug that is exactly like this but pee resistant?

 

 

also..

this show melts my face off...

so fucking INSPIRED!!!

 

it was nice to finally hear the "cocktail" of pills kim has been taking.

i love it when people who use drugs that are prescribed by doctors seem to think they are not using drugs somehow and that it's ok.

we aren't talking 1 antidepressant here folks.  

so don't get your panties all ruffled.

this bitch is toxic.

 

 basically she is a legal junkie.

 

new light was shed on paul for me this week.

how he puts up with that passive aggressive bitch adrienne is beyond me.

i hope he has a side piece.

 

 

slowly but surely.

 

 

if you haven't read it already,

please read this..

because it's awesome. 

 

p.s.

seances are the new BBQ's.

 

 

 

thanksgiving at grandma's..

 but what if this was your grandma's house...

painted yellow floors.

giant architectual salvage pieces.

handblown glass chandelier.

not a doily in sight.

 

 

 it belongs to liza sherman, NY septuagenarian antiquarian...

she's pretty badass.

 

i love the way she painted out the windows to look like some kind of window treatment.

how cool is that?

you could totally steal that idea.

 

 

the house overall is not at all my taste..

it looks like the most uncomfortable house in the history of houses...

and frankly there's just too much shit..

 

like a junk shop, with a lot of cool junk.

or like one big art installation.

 

 

don't get me wrong, there are elements inside that i would gladly carry over into my house..

like those chairs for one...

and that turtle painting up there.

 

 

even her bed looks hard.

 

lord have mercy i'll take that bench too.

 

 

i give it 2 1/2 out of 4 station wagons to grandma's house..

 

you?

 

 

 

read the article here.

 

 

mondumb

sometimes all of the times when i am sick nothing gets done.

specifcally, everything.

first of all i was too sick to watch american horror story for 3 days so i couldn't recap it.

then when i finally did watch it i was like, this is dumb and boring.

what am i going to recap?

how much i hated zombie glee kids?

how come i still don't know what the shit is inside of viv's womb? 

am i the only one who was disappointed that the dog didn't really explode in the microwave?

and why doesn't anyone even consider for one second that the house is haunted?

and can sexy sexual chocolate cop please PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEASE be the rubber suit guy?

that would take this show to a whole other level.

for everyone.

 

i guess some might say, well at least we know for sure that tate is constance's son, but to that i say big deal...

i knew that in episode ONE!

basically this episode was like if the tuesday night glee kids did a play about ghosts.

 

 

you better bring the shit next week.

 

 

so it's monday..

and now i have 4000 emails to respond to.

paintings to paint and ship.

and house things to consider.

 

#1 on the list of house things to consider is this..

we are (mike is) going to paint our house.

the exterior.

i would show you a pic of it but then i would be inviting rapers and baby stealers to my house.

not gonna do it.

but i will tell you a little bit about it..

it was built in 1923.

it's technically in the craftsman style but not full on craftsman looking.

1 story, slate colored roof tiles.

lots of windows..

kind of like this:

not my house rapers

 

this house has recently been remodeled and ours hasn't 

but there are similarities.

no railing though.

big porch just like that, similar columns with red brick bases.

however the columns are more brick than wood.

anyway..

here's what i am thinking..

 

all white. pure white.

with a darker white trim.

kind of like this..

 

 

or will the dark colored roof throw the whole look off?

 

 maybe i should just go with white everywhere, like this..

 

and this..

 

see i would paint the brick white too.

all white.

 

i KNOW white is hard to maintain.

i know it.

shit gets dirty.

 

i have a hose.

 

i'd like your opinions on this matter.

you've seen the fake house, tell me your thoughts.

but i warn you..

if ANYONE suggests a color like beige, khaki, olive green, dusty blue, confederate blue or any other craftsman type color i will put on a rubber suit and come to your house and stick your head in the microwave and explode you.