let's all wear the same t shirt! ***updates

 

while it might be the worst name for a private online shopping destination..

i would have called it 

COOL STREET,

they are offering a 50 dollar t-shirt for 15 dollars.

 

 

i am always looking for a good t shirt, let alone "the perfect tee".

 

j crew can suck my nuts.

every t shirt i have ever bought shreds within 4 washings.

 

to me a t shirt needs to be thick and thin at the same time.

i can't be super stretchy but it has to have a little bit of stretch-ability so i can loosen the arm holes around my sausages.

and it has to cradle my melons with minimization.

 

so i ordered 2 t shirts for $15 ea.

this one:

 

and this one:

 

them's target prices people!

without the nasty target colorways and horrible fit.

 

here's their deal:

 

 

you all need to join so you too can get perfect tees.

there are more styles..v neck, long sleeve..

more colors etc...

 and the more people that join by following my link the more rewards i will receive.

like free shipping for life.

 

the one caveat i see is that there aren't a lot of offerings.

like there's just t shirts (men's too!), totes (they are cute though), bow ties (random) and some french terry sweatshirts (men and women).

but i think this could be a good thing.

easier to just add to cart and checkout.

nothing else to look at.

less likely for you to walk away.

 

so anyway..

no, i was not asked to blog about this.

i am merely sharing so you too can have expensive basics at poor people prices.

and so i can get free shipping for life.

 

CLICK HERE TO JOIN

p.s. it will tell you that you are on a wait list, it did me too, but then this morning everlane cool street sent me an email telling me i was 'chosen'.

 

 ***ok party people..

you did it!!

you got me free shipping for life PLUS a free t shirt that i will give away to one of you lucky bitches sized medium.

then you can judge for yourself if it's "the perfect tee".

 

so leave a comment and i will pick a winner today at 10 pm est.

(west coast you better get on east coast time today)

 you'll know before tomorrow if you are the winner of a t shirt!! 

 

friday is so on!

 

 

 

 

lately

i've been dreaming of my dream house.

it seems sometimes like it will always be just a dream.

luckily pinterest is helping me to dream hard.

and what i mean by that is that i am dreaming well beyond my means.

 

we are renters.

lots of people i know are in situations where they wish they were renting instead of owning. 

bc the value of their house right now is like half or less than what they paid for.

so renting has its benefits.

but it also has its non-benefit suckness.

 

benefit:

not responsible when shit goes wrong.

you get to make a phone call and say things like..

hey doucher, get your stinky ass over here and fix my toilet.

(i don't ever say that).

 

non benefit:

living with tiffany "inspired" ceiling fan/lighting combos.

oh yes.  i do.

 

benefit:

don't have to worry about the house's value and/or the market.

who cares?!  you rent!!

 

non benefit:

you are essentially throwing money down the drain of your (not yours) 80's style country kitchen.

 

so as i sit here without worry in my (almost totally) cute rental house smelling airplane fumes...

i still dream about my one day house.

 

i go back and forth about what i want..

a fixer upper?

or building from the ground up?

 

truth be told..i really wanna build my own house!!

i want full control over every single aspect.

i want to build a house based on the way we live.

i have the inside pretty well mapped out...

i want a small-ish kitchen, but i want it to open on one end out onto a patio type situation.

i want 2 outbuildings..1 that i can paint in but it needs to have a bed for a guest and a bathroom..

sort of like this:

(i know i post this all the time- bc i love it!)


or this:

yes, essentially i want a barn.

 

the other, smaller, like a shed, for mike's office..

like this:

sheds everywhere have hard-ons right now.

 

we both work from home so it's essential that we have spaces to do this in that don't feel like a part of the main house.

3 bedrooms, 3 bathrooms.

blah blah..blah.

i could go on all day about the inside..

but what i still don't know is what the outside looks like.

 i am confused in this area.

i love many types of homes.

old, modern, dark, white, stone, wood, brick, barn...

 

here are some homes i love longtime...

amazing.

but if i'm being honest it's too big for me.

i really don't want all that space (to clean).

but inspiration wise i LOVE the balconies and i LOVE the privacy the greenery gives.

 

fiona has one request in our one day house..

and that is that it has an upstairs.

 

yes,  the house is amazing.

but what i love most is the yard.

i need a sweeping lawn.

a laaawwwwwwn.

 

again with the yard.

a mowing nightmare, but still.

 

 

this seems like too many stairs to climb but i LOVE the colors and the shutters that open and close.

 

 

i think this is windsor smith's house..

when i first saw this house i think i shit my pants.

i am way down with a black house and white trim.

 

 

but i LOVE this white white house with it's orange door and cool numbers.

 

see what i mean?

 

 

i think this is everyone's favorite, right?

i think it might be perfect.

 

 

i'm not so sure about the trampoline hanging over the patio, but i love that surfer cottage look too.

 

 

 

UGH! 

i am more confused now than when i started this post.

in fact- FUCK THIS POST!

i hate it and i hate it's assfaaace!!!!!!

 

 

in fact don't anyone even comment on this post bc it's so lame.

 

but if you're an architect please comment and tell me what you do when people like me don't know what the fuck they want in life.

 

 

 

 

 

wednesday

 

paint beginnings.

 

lunch.

 

lettuce.

roasted baby leeks (so good).

2 hard boiled eggs from neighbor's chickens.

thinly sliced cucumber.

the best homemade buttermilk dressing.

 

 

neon pink tape for shipping.

 

 

i had very emotional dreams last night involving cats.

every cat.