let's pretend today is friday.

sorry for the lack of post yesterday. 

first of all i was driving all around georgia for a $25 slice of 80's finest..

this thing weighs about 50lbs and despite it's tiny crack was worth the drive into the pits of hell (stone mountain).

isn't it amazing?

second of all..

is anyone else feeling a weird anger thing?

i'm not sure what my problem is but the last few days i have felt a more serious than usual (you know the usual hormone related rage) sense of just...irritation.

my poor family.

is there a moon thing going on that i don't know about?

anyone?

ANYONE!>?!*$)*$)!@!##$ 

affairs

not surprisingly,  this book is really good.

this one is next in line.

i'm skeered.

anyone read it?

i can't stop checking into my pinterest 'dining rooms' board to look at this photo.

and now you can feel my summertime sads over losing out on that phenomenal table and chairs yesterday.

and this room is everything.

green velvet TWO TIMES!

plus a grand rug and a grander view.

if you still don't have this cookbook why are you so dumb?

i made this salad yesterday and i intend on making it frequently.

it totally uses pantry staples.

chances are you have everything to make it right now.

i bought this romper and that sweater dress.

come on fall! 

all i need now are these boots.

and who knew you could get hudson bay towels?

a helluva lot cheaper than the blanket.

mourning

this was supposed to come and live with me today..

i guess it wasn't meant to be (that bitch sold it to someone else!!).

here's the REAL kicker...

all of it..

chairs and table..

$100.

this made me feel slightly better..

the art o' display

it's like casting a spell of awesome in one little place. 

because if it's done right it can be completely captivating.

 so...

i scored this old wallpaper table on CL for a great price-

it's purpose will be like....umm...quadruple fold?

i will use it to dry paintings/display them.

i will use it like most people do..as a drop off for our shit.

i will use it during parties (we have so many) and holiday gatherings for food and such.

ok..triple fold...with maybe an extra "fold" in there that i'm not thinking about.

so styling...what should i do?

a modern lamp (yes).

a few well placed objects?

keep it simple?

also..

tomorrow a new dining table is coming.

it's not wood. 

but it will give you wood.

lantern is later too.

bless her heart

i guess this pretty much sums up monday.

i would have rather watched robin thicke perform his song solo.  (and naked.)

don't get me wrong i can't stop won't stop singing her song but she just looked silly, not sexy.

love,

your grandma

lady gaga on the other hand fucking rules.

how was your weekend?

i painted some adirondack chairs.

i think i may have taken some acid

i know what you're thinking...

"that's heinous-in-the-anus jenny."

"hahaha!!  people post the ugliest shit on craigslist."

"like anyone would ever buy that."

and yet i can't stop wondering about the possibilities.

ok, no...i would never use all 3 pieces (maybe) but there's something about it...

i can't help but wonder if some modern art, industrial type lighting and skull bedding might make it really really cool.

i mean it's almost so bad it's good.

you REAAALLY have to have some vision here people.

some acid taking, absinthe drinking, machinist-style sleep deprivation type vision.

if you HAD to use it how would you?

for example, if this were an HGTV designturd challenge i would totally win. 

food for thought on a friday.

(food laced with medicinal grade weed- seriously though who's got some?)