i am seeing michael as the passive aggressive bitch to nina's in your face bitch.
i despise a passive agressive bitch.
an in your face bitch i have more respect for.
tune in to the turds at 10.
always a fan..
of grass surrounding a pool.
it's really the best choice.
melissa's florida craig....
hey weekend peanut butter butts!
it's saturday and i am posting a client's craigslist finds for you..(yeah i said client bc people pay me for this shit now!! and you can too...email me and we can chat)
her name is melissa and she asked me to find her some kelly wearstler inspired stuff and just whatever bad assness i could find. she recently finished a 2 year remodel and her place is gooorgeous!!! her wishes were for me to not post photos of her place but you have to trust...that shit was amaaazeB's.
so let's first look at some KW inspiration photos..
those chairs look like peen tops.
but i love a kw tablescape!
lovely indeed.
first up on the craig train:
brutalist chandelier- $500
regency gilt mirror- $100
2 camel sadle footstools- $40 each
there are several i think in each color
antique handmade moroccan items- $250
there are several items, price was unclear..
see above:
lucite lamps- no price given
vintage wrought iron peacock chair- $50
how fabulous is this chair?
brass and glass etagere- $150
if i lived in florida i would be all over this!!
pair of mid century swivel ball chairs- $125
it's a stretch..but kind of a cool kw vibe
vintage brass birdcage and stand- $85
you could also just use the cage minus the stand somewhere on a shelf. it's unique for sure.
antique secretary- $250
antique cherry secretary- $345
i REEEALLY love this one. look at the shape and those feet!
i would totally use it for a bar.
mid century wicker bar cart- $195
please....
lee kleinfarter of pieces would snatch this bitch up and paint it white and resell it for 2,000 dollars.
big ass lucite tray- $55
gorgeous rug- $600
vintage chrome and glass coffee table- $85
80's retro coffee table- no price given
brass and glass coffee table- $75
in the final hour of craiging i asked melissa if she was looking for anything else in particular and she said a vitrine or medicine cabinet for her guest bath..
metal and glass vitrine- $400
display case with lights- $149
50's doctor's medical cabinet- $250
vintage stainless steel display cabinet- price unclear
good luck melissa!
i hope you get it all!!!
has you seen this deliciousness?
gayle probably doesn't like cussing but oprah does for sure.
i know in my last post i mentioned the oprah show audition and a few of you left some awesome "letters" to oprah telling her of my general awesomeness and that i should have my own show.
thanks for that and keep em coming.
they are all going in my worlds greatest audition tape scenario pitch package 2010.
but i want to be perfectly clear like danielle staub.
you do not have to leave a comment in letter form.
i just want your ideas.
for those of you going,
"what in the high water in hades is she talking about?!?!"
oprah is giving away free shows on her new network.
and many of you have told me either on this blog or in person or in personal emails that you think i should have my own show.
duh. i couldn't agree more.
so now i want you to tell me what kind of show you think i should have?
what kinds of things do you want to see me do?
rock a gorgeous room with only craigslist finds?
do a tracy anderson video for you?
interview cool and interesting people in the world of design chris farley style?
like the novogratz's???
cook delicious meals with gwyneth?
or do a gwyneth impersonation while crashing the goop headquarters?
go to cool hotels around the gliznobe and be all, "holy shit y'all this is the dumbness?"
i could act all glamorous at the greenbriar while i tour it's draper-y goodness.
and i could swank it up at the parker (fart lighting to oprah's discretion).
what if i interviewed axel vervoordt?
more like...what if i stalked axel vervoordt at his belgian castle and was all..
"hey, what do you think about restoration hardware cramping your style?"
get it?
keep that shit C O M I N G!!!!
***p.s.
if oprah tells me to FO or if she gives the show to the wheelchair guy who wants to travel the world and show people that being in a wheelchair doesn't mean you can't travel...that's ok.
there are other networks.
point is..
lets get this shit going!!
elle decor UK scanathon- plus oprah stuff
feast...
who just pooped over those floors?
points of interest:
shiny black as tar tiles
20000ft long sofa
white white white
also:
working on an oprah audition tape so we can all become famous.
you have all told me to so i'm gonna.
but you have to help me.
first assigment is to leave a comment and pretend you are my manager and you are pitching my show to fucking oprah!!!
go!
