sorry this recap has taken me 2 days to post.
diarrhea happened as did period related malaise.
i had a great time at the pieces party!
let's recap this bitch..
here is adler between 2 orchids
not to be confused with this bit of genius here -(for real watch this)
no. i didn't talk to him.
i honestly didn't know what i would say.
'hi' seemed so weird.
things like "your pottery is pretty" and "you're much cuter in person" seemed rude and dumb.
"i'm a blogger" seemed worse than if i had said "i wish hitler were still around".
he was rather diminutive. yet svelte and athletic.
he had on converse.
green i think. lime green.
he sat behind a burlwood table with a chrome base and signed pottery all night long.
i wasn't expecting this to be so much like a book signing.
i was hoping adler would get his drink on with me all of us.
i thought about buying a candle.
didn't.
thought about stealing buying a chrome and metallic cowhide chair.
didn't.
instead i drank. a lot.
i think.
pieces is small.
white.
and full of goodness.
i think a lot of the goodness was moved away for party purposes.
sadness.
i took a few pics right out the gate...
there were a lot of pretty, young people inside.
i am pretty sure they were filming an episode of gossip girl.
i spotted my new boyfriend brian...i call him rosie.
brian is SUPER HIGH ENERGY.
i think we mated. humping definitely happened.
erika of blu label bungalow was there.
she is prettier than anyone ever. like nubian i think.
i went with my best girl mollsballs...
that guy standing behind her i think has murder in his eyes. or love.
i have heat murder in my eyes.
bc it was 417 degrees inside pieces inc.
this made me murder-y for sure.
lee has clippings from her magazine features in the back office area...
things like this are always my favorite part.
and the bathroom:
i did not poop.
but i think i peed at least 4 times.
i stole this picture from erika:
lee was lovely.
and small.
the woman on the right was the PR lady. kyle.
she cut off my picture taking.
i was not pleased with this.
you see i waited til the end to take pictures bc there were so many people i couldn't get proper fab shots of all the pieces goodness.
everyone left and i started snapping left and right.
that shit got ended.
not..really sure...why.
so i stole a pic from sorellina:
i did manage to pet lee's dog.
who was soft, sweet and clean...
ryder (i think-i was drunk, maybe it was riley?)
but honestly...
this pretty much summed it up for me...
note to everyone:
if you invite me to your party i will either poop in your toilet,
lay down on your couch and start watching tv,
drink all of your booze and eat all of your food and probably bake a cake in your kitchen,
try on your clothes,
spray your perfume onto my body,
and hump you.
***so we're clear...
i had a great time...many thanks to lee and the pieces team for a gorgeous party.
i am humbled by your use of faux topiary all over the bar.
it was genius.
