i am a famous interior design heavyweight

 the mastermind behind this blog...

 

emailed me to tell me that i was featured as one of the 50 beautiful blogs to make your home more like martha's...


 

for real..

check it..

 

who's the boss now?

 

you can visit this blog of smarts on how to get started in interior design if you want to.

 

but first..

a few things.

1.

gwyneth "cuntry strong" paltrow is on glee tonight.

and i am going to 

a.) watch the shit out of it

and

b.) probably choke back jealous vomit chunks.

 

2.

i am working on an english country (not cuntry) manor house master bedroom for a client that combines cozy comfort with girly modern and a dash of simple streamlined masculinity.

here are our inspiration pics:

 

 

 

 

 

can't wait to show you the moodboardz.

 

decorating farts,

i am tired and happy and full of love

 mostly i feel like this...

only in my case there is a half empty glass of wine in my hand and i am wearing a t shirt with pit stains.

 

weekend highlights:

shopping at an antiques store where i procured a lucite bench for the foot of the bed.

brokesprained my toe.

pieces inc. for furniture humping.

pot roast and cheerleading. 

the nolanator- the most charming love bug almost 4 year old ever.

wedding cake cupcakes with 5 inch mounds of icing in and on my facepiece. 

roast chicken and the dumbest brownie pudding you ever did throw in your mouth.

 

mostly i just reveled in the glow of three of the most awesome women i know.

i didn't take any pictures bc i am a douche.  (and probably now dead to you)

but i think they did so hopefully this week i will steal STEAL from their blogs.

 

i hope you all enjoyed your weekend and managed to not get 

a.) murdered

b.) stung by a bee

c.) diarrhea'd on by an alien with acid poop

or

d.) butt sex from a robot