RHOBH observations
carlton.
i like her.
she hates kyle.
i like her more.
her house is awful though.
i can't even with this one.
in fact she is so unremarkable i can't remember her name.
she's trying a little too hard to fit in, don't you agree?
classic kim.
these 3: look at these creepy dolls.
me: look. what's-her-name is wearing someone's quinceanera.
prediction: kim's dog is going to eat kim's face off at some point.
that tray.
brandi's titty balls.
i love brandi.
i am brandi.
minus the botox and fillers.
raise your hand if all you did during this scene was oogle the thousands of beauty products she had strewn all over.
that's all i got for now.
are you watching?
i am.
and i am loving.
send help
i am so hungover.
i forgot what a hangover feels like because i'm a mom now and i don't party and i don't go over my granny limit of 2 glasses of wine.
we went to a wine dinner at the st. regis last night and had all the wine.
and some food, to pair with the wine but the wine was my favorite.
and i drank every single glass they put in my face.
pretty much this...
and this..
but before i became one of marge simpson's sisters i was in total control of my body and face..
there was shimmer.
and velvet.
and a certain kind of kim richards realness.
m.a. handles his 47 glasses of wine with adorableness.
the night was so fun and the wine really is outstanding.
our friend of nearly 20 years makes it in napa and you should go there and drink some.
now, while i go wash the volcanic ash off my tongue please watch this..
mike anderson and his business partner put together a video for to be on the amazing race.
watch it and tell him what you think..
starlet
18 x 24 paper
jellies 3
updates
the dining room is painted.
i finished up a commission..
more jellyfish originals will be in the shop today
and jellyfish prints are coming soon!!
i am so excited to reveal them.
they turned out so damn good.
all in all a pretty productive week so far.
some stuff
i bought this dress..
it's red velvet which can be cheap looking.
but it is surprisingly not cheap looking in person.
and here's the fun part..
it was cheap.
do you know about..
anyone can sell on hunters alley.
however, it is curated so the people at hunters alley have to approve it.
but that's a good thing because it means nothing is ugly, subjectively speaking.
i was perusing the alley when i came across this..
and an idea was born.
more on that later this week.
and finally..
that slide at 1:15 sends me over the edge.
that's what i got today.
