there are bedrooms and there are BEH'D-ROOMZ.
these are my favorite beh'd-roomz of 2013..
some rooms
nothing much to report today other than cheesecake and cookie fat.
here are some interesting rooms for you to consider via AD espana.
a symphony of mid century goodness.
this room is calm and stern, but still warm...like a dad.
cozy and inviting.
a place to gather apres ski.
for fondue and lighting farts on fire.
fun and friendly.
a good place to set up all 40 billion of your lego friends.
we are seriously running out of floor space over here.
same house, if not the same room.
i love a striped rug that's not black and white for a change.
i also love this chair collection.
because it IS a collection and one to be proud of.
that's it kids.
when does your diet start?
i am throwing away a fucking phenomenal cheesecake today.
any takers?
before, during and after
we had a great, lazy, cozy christmas. how was yours?
fiona is still in a lego friends k-hole.
happy boxing day!
christmas awesome
hey friends!
it's christmas eve which, if you're like me, you are scrambling to do all the things.
wrapping.
cooking.
last minute shopping.
(oops i forgot my nephew back to target i go shoot me in the face)
germ fighting.
pretend murdering assholes.
(yesterday some queen couldn't tell me to move out of his way fast enough. i moved in a daze and then watched him walk away. it was at this point that i pretend murdered him.)
wondering if you got enough stuff for your kid.
and then wondering if you got too much.
cleaning up cat puke.
praying that one of them doesn't puke on the presents.
it can all distract from the spirit of christmas.
so i'd like for you to settle in, grab a whiskey or cup of tea and watch one of my favorite persons,
jamie oliver, cook up an easy christmas dinner.
i have seen this a million times and it always makes me happy and psyched for the day.
you could easily exchange any of the birds for a plain ol' chicken!
delicious and easy.
merry christmas and yule!
the holiday party
got a fancy party to attend tonight?
tomorrow?
yeah me neither.
but if i did i'd be happy in any one of these 3 looks..
mrs. fancy
i've had my eye on this DVF dress since pinterest showed it to me.
it's the perfect mix of fancy and simple.
don't you agree?
plus it looks way forgiving.
which means more meatballs on a stick for you.
i would wear my hair pulled back in a sleek, low pony with a soft smokey eye and nude lip.
and these sexy shoes that mimic the lines of the dress.
mrs. sexy
this one is so me.
simple t shirt dress and then bam, EAR CUFF!
those shoes with the sparkle on the inside of the heel?
so subtle.
so sexy.
i'd wear my hair down and sleek with a slight curl at the ends.
one side tucked behind my ear to show the cuff.
a big ass ring with a navy and nude sparkly eye and nude lip.
get out.
you're all dead.
mrs. too cool for all of you
this is older me.
the dress is sexy and demure, slightly sporty spice.
those shoes are my everything and i want them a lot.
i would wear these pearl vagina earrings under my down and casual don't care hair.
a bright red lip and blue to the power of purple eyeshadow and i would make you all pass out from my coolness.
and this clampy cuff to shoot out lasers at all the weird people who try to talk to me.
but since i am not going to any parties this year other than fiona's birthday slumber party i give you full permission to wear any one of my perfect party looks.
i also want you to have a leopard coat..
and this one is on sale..
that's it kids.
see ya around the block in my damn christmas cookie haze.
this isn't so much a post as an hallucination
on christmas i will walk down this road to this house and eat my way through a standing rib roast and bathe in the gravy puddled in my yorkshire puddings.
this is surely what i will pass when i walk inside on my way to the kitchen to my pet hedgehog.
that's all.
7 days til christmas.
what the fuck is happening with time?!!?
