out

 tomorrow we leave for the beach.

i will be in pawley's island, south carolina if anyone wants to stalk.

i will be eating fudge a lot.

bc there is real good fudge there.

i will be the whitest person on the beach.

also the one with the boobs that look like giant, used up tea bags.

i have a guest poster here tomorrow and on friday i will be back with some kind of update.

those rooms are super aren't they?

see you all soon.

tropical farts,

images via elle decor, house beautiful, cocokelley, house and garden, sketch 42

SOLD!

i am pleased (beyond really) that she got bought up.

and in fact the ladypants who bought her sent pics and i photoshopped it into her house and it looks fantastic in there.

she probably wouldn't be cool with me showing her living quarters to everybody so you'll just have to trust me.

and...i know...

as asshole-y as it is to just start painting one day and be all pleased with yo'self- i am still pleased with myself.

and am a TOTAL asshole.

sadly i will not be doing a turds recap this week.

i am leaving for the beach on thursday morning and i simply do not have the time to do it.

i didn't even watch it.

but i do know that berkus was the guest judge and i am working on his CeLeBriTy FRRAgRance.

so far the scent is a healthy dose of leather and a hint of MFAMB secretions from my own private distillery.

i promise a recap next week.

sorry for the late post.

i am busy packing and being arty and more famous.

 

workies and painties

just workin on some stuff..

a playroom for a client:

a serene living room for another:

and a painting for me:

i had more fun doing this yesterday than just about anything.

i understand why painting is mandatory in the loony bin.

diarrhea is down to category 1

 many thanks to the 6 of you who felt bad for me yesterday.

i think i have a bug.  

but i am pretty sure i shit him out yesterday.

i hope you east coasters are all ok this morning.

enjoy these pretty pretty rooms..

i know.

hey everyone!

i'm bout to do a dance..

cuz it's friday and i'm cute.

my mom wants me to tell you that she is dealing with some diarrhea at the moment and just can't be bothered to entertain you.

happy friday poopy heads!

have a nice weekend.

have you seen?

 There will be Edwardian marquees in her field and a circus tent for the children, with a miniature drum kit and their own DJ and tepees for them to sleep in. A stage is being built by hand, “which I’m going to keep for festivals for the future,” she explains.

i know where i'd be.

right after i plowed through that cake and took a bath in that champagne tower.

serioulsy the prettiest wedding i have ever seen.

go here for more images and to read the article.

you won't be sorry.