this sadly just reminds me that i still have 3 doors to paint black.
shut up floor.
minty and spectacular.
someone very important takes a poop here.
cool.
neat.
this weekend i will have the distinct pleasure of meeting jamie meares for the first time.
i am going to drink all of her lik-her at the opening of furbish 2. or furb part deux.
i will also be delivering a painting the size of texas for to sell in furb.
i hope to see you there.
i'm excited.
teeth 18 x 18
neighborhood 18 x 18
cake 18 x 18
london 18 x 18
*all have been sold with a quickness!
thank you.
first up is bidness..
do you like to look like this...
and this...
and this...
i would if sweatpants weren't so comfortable.
plus the girls just don't fit in vintage frocks,
i am built like a linebacker (don't fuck with me).
but if you have petite womanly proportions and like stinky old dresses then head on down to
antique factory and peruse all of their fine, vintage dresses from the 50's through the 80's.
and while you're there you'd be stupid not to pop your head into minty and pretty much buy all the not stinky things.
the party starts tonight at 5pm until 9 pm.
and sat. 11-5
sun. 1-5
5505 peachtree rd.
chamblee, ga.
770-455-7570
ok moving on..
do you like shit that is funny?
then head over to
and read our interview together.
and finally a few words on american horror story..
HOLYFUCKINGMOTHEROFASSTHATSHOWISSCARY!!!!!!!
1. first scene, nurse murder?
sweet jesus in heaven he stabbed that bitch in the back while she was hogtied.
(p.s. do not google image "hogtied")
2. not sure why ben went to boston to see his mistress...did i miss that part or was it just
unclear? she checked herself into a hospital..is she pregnant?
either way...
is he a standup guy for being there for her, or is he a dickface for lying to his wife?
answer: BOTH!
3. jessica lange.
4. "the opening montage is scarier than 100% of the scary movies we've watched in the last 6 months"- mike anderson
5. jessica lange cupcake scene.
6. jessica lange throwing adelaide into the closet of mirrors and returning to her hot boy-toy scene.
7. get ready to lose everyone nominated for a best supporting actress emmy other than jessica lange.
8. eating the poison cupcake and then getting chopped in half.
dreams DO come true.
9. we are thinking tate is jessica lange's "normal" son (ghost) who got murdered in the house.
10. start watching this show.
it's fuuuuun!!!!
ok, have a great weekend bitches!
tile.
GOZ.
(good old zebra)
i am not down with those chairs but i would hurt you for that buffet.
halfsies.
pink and purple.
red and green.
glowing orb.
stuff on shelves.
everything.
lamp.
mornings and evenings in this room.
stuff i like.
via pinterest, lonny, vogue, house and garden
and you know what that means!!
it means american horror story is on tonight..
that's what that fucking means!!!
i realize i may be jumping the gun and overly excited about a show that
has only been on once..
and that it could easily go south..
much like my shaving habits this time of year..
but i honestly haven't been this pumped up about a show since
diff'rent strokes spun out the perfectly woven tale of 7 eastland school girls.
i'm talkin about the facts of life.
the facts of life.
and as you can see i am one of the smartest regarding TV show choices and life choices.
if i were oprah and had a book club and if this show were a book it would be on my list.
i give this 3 out of 4 heads.
i give it a 'holy-shit-you-caught-me-taking-a-shit' element of surprise head.
and a 'what-the-fuck-just-happened-that-person-just-got-murdered-and-they're-already-a-ghost-head.
and a dylan-mcdermott-is-naked-again head.
watch my oprah selected, 3 head rated favorite new show.
tonight at 10 EST on FX set your dvr's or watch in real time.
i don't bc i am old and have to get up early.
i watch on thursday.
let's all watch and discuss on friday.
floating head farts,
i geeked out yesterday at the fabric store.
pillows are about to be made for you to buy.
they are not ready yet.
settle down.
you will love them a lot.
for starters this is what u will get..
(sorry about the iPhone pics. they are iSad)
cardinal red linen bolsters with gray and white greek key trim.
dumb good.
the most amazing thick and rich camel wool velvet pillows in euro (26 x 26), 20 x 20 and 24 x 24 with
delicious candy pink velvet cording.
sick.
silver-gray and cream linen zebra pilluhs (20 x 20 + 24 x 24) with bright yelluh cording.
shut it down.
i got 4 vintage bolsters at an estate sale (long and lean and cool)..
2 will be done up in charcoal flannel with hot pink chinoiserie toile cording.
the other two will be the opposite of that.
facemelt.
and this plaid is stupid looking in pictures but in person it's soft and tweedy and a little green, a little blue, a little cream, a little aubergine and a little rust.
and it will be 2 euros (26 x 26) with LAVENDER VELVET CORDING!
shut. it. right. the. fuck. down.
PILLUHS YA'LL!!!!!!
M i N T Y YA'LL!!!!
