saturday talk

first of all what am i posting on a saturday for?

because it's summer and saturday is basically monday.

besides no one reads blogs in the summer so i can pretty much do what i want..

i mean no one's there anyway, right?

i can talk about the zit i had inside my vagooter last month and how i went to the doctor and she started to pop it and i nearly kicked her in the face...i mean i can talk about that bc no one is actually reading this.

like i didn't even know you can get vazits! 

i'm just glad it's not herpes bc i totally thought it was.

 

but let's not talk about puss pus. <------yes i did bc it's saturday.

 

let's talk TV.

 

1. mad men.

we are all caught up and watching it right along with the rest of the world.

i love this show so hard.

have you read about all the conspiracy theories?

intriguing no?

is bob benson a govt spy?

or maybe he is a serial killer.  he sure looks like one.

 

is megan going to go the way of sharon tate?

i highly doubt this scenario.

some say she may even already be dead.

 

i'm gonna throw out this theory:

don is either already a murderer (he totally killed that lady last season) or he will become a murderer and then he will ditch the don draper persona and go back to the dick whitman persona.

or something along those lines.

either way i think don's past is darker than we even know.

 

what are your theories?

 

read more about the theories here. 

 

 

2. game of thrones.

we are not caught up and have not seen nor know anything about the red wedding.

so please don't ruin it for us.

but i love this show so hard too.

i watch it completely lost but in a good way.

i actually have considered joining one of those nerdy re-enactment group things.

you know, for some quality 'me time'.

this season is really good.

also, jon snow.

 

 

 and 3. RHONJ

 

i know. i know.

i can't help it.

i think each of these women are pathetic and yet i can't help myself.

the premiere episode felt like a big fat scripty script.

 

"i made a promise to myself to not put myself in this situation...but i just think you're so cute joe gorga".

 

also teresa's kids look like cavebabies.

 

 

 and finally

there are some new paintings in the shop..

 

 go grab some!

 

 

400 lbs by fall

lunch today..

 

 

 

i am not advocating that you eat 2 avocados all by yourself 

but i am advocating that the next time you make guacamole you do it in a molcajete.

 

it's a game changer.

 

i'm gonna go out on a (chubbier) limb and say that it's bc you can really grind the garlic to a perfect paste in the bottom and smash the avocados just so..

not too chunky, not too creamy.

 

creamy guacamole makes me gag.

 

ok then.

 

see ya later.

 

 

 

 

summer feature

how's everyone?

 

around here we are gearing up for vacation..

 

 

so instead of boring you with pictures of animals with funny heads (just kidding i will never stop)..

i thought i'd bore you with a..

this feature will include moodboards. yay!!

including but not limited to:

packing essentials for mom and older child.

outfits based on activities.

what to take with you on the plane so you don't die of ebola when you land.

and more outfits.

 

 

starting with the plane outfit.

this is an outfit i take very seriously.

it HAS to be comfortable over stylish.

but i still need to look cool.

it also has to function well.

 

hat/denim/scarf/tote/pants/boots/blanket

 

 

next up will be what to pack for an overnight flight with a very nervous and grumpy 8 year old.

and mommy. 

 

 

see you then.

 


let's hold each other

it's officially summer here in the andrews-anderson house.

that means drinking before noon and who has some weed?

 

things are about to get weird.

 

get ready for posts on homemade crayon art!!!

 

and "room of the day" blogging.

JK,  i won't do that.

 

although...this room here..

 i think i might give fiona a paintbrush and a wall and tell her to go.

SUMMER ACTIVITY!!!!

 

there will of course be more art posts bc shopping paying bills is important.

 

shrimp toast

30 x 30 acrylic on canvas

 

up close:

 

and hanging out:

 

 

 

 

so happy summer to you.

where monday is no different from saturday for the next 2 1/2 months.

seriously, who has some weed?

 

 

updates from FAME(whore)VILLE!!!!

 

 

that there is a trailer (size=shoebox) and that is my name (IN TAPE) on the door.

 

 i feel like i should have some kind of juicy story for you.

but i don't.

 

the shoot was great.

 i was in and out in a few hours which was great. like really really great.

both damon wayans jr and jake johnson were perfectly pleasant.

but not overly friendly.

though i am not sure what i was expecting...them to hug me and say hey!! welcome to the set!!  let's sit down and talk and stuff between takes?

umm..well..maybe but that's my own fantasy filled brain at work.

they were both nice. and very very funny.

 

i somehow don't feel right about talking about them here.

it feels like a betrayal or something. a betrayal of actors? dunno. just not right.

and anyway we were working, and we were all sleepy as fuck at 6:30 AM.

 

 

 

me in my shoebox trailer pre-everything.

but post coffee, thank god.

 

 

 

 

I'M SO ANNOYING!!! 

 

 

NBD.

 

 

here was my perch.

and yes, those cameras are on me.

 

it was exactly what i needed.

and i am thankful.

 

 

have a fantastic weekend!!