assessment:
anne hathaway don't need no james franco.
anne hathaway = tallest tree in the world.
when oprah speaks i cry. for no reason.
billy crystal is now asian.
RDJ and jude law are dating and i am ok with it...
big time.
melissa leo is the most annoying person on the face of the earth.
if the gooper sings one more time i will eat my own face.
christian bale owns one suit, shirt and tie.
the fashion overall was boring and too simple/plain.
worst:
nightgown
lace daisies?
messy bob?
fuck you.
great dress but she lost points for shoving her areola in my face.
the pope wants his outfit back.
corpse.
creature feature.
my favorites:
i was screaming "best dressed" at the tv, but here..
in this pic...not so much.
the hair was fabulosity.
she looks awesome.
period.
so awesome, i GOT my period.
shutthefuckup!
no one comes close to possesing the ability to wear a number like this.
the only person who took a risk.
and she looks beautiful.
look-
i know the dress is a little weird...what with the giant cut out circle and space commander sleeves..
but i think she pulled it off..
i mean the hair???
it's darling! and i never use the word darling.
she looks like an elfin princess on a spaceship.
that is my highest compliment.
i asked everyone in the room if i could wear this hair cut and not look like a soccer mom.
there was a resounding yes...but i think they are lying.
also..soooo happy the king's speech won.
spill it.
yes..it is.
so are extensions alicia. especially ones that look as if they came out of the box, curls still intact.
angie and annie...pretty...but that's about all i can say really. i can't really say boring b/c i think boring often gets confused with simple and pretty. but i do think angie is a bit on the boring side, more so than annie. love the green rocks though!! that punch of jade with that black works a treat.
sjp you look fabulous. the hair is great. albeit a bit too perfect. i would have liked to have seen it a bit softer in the curl department. but the dress is super duper. its mint green. MINT GREEN! only sjp can do mint green. it's classic and modern all at once. and it suits her so well. the second picture shows the mintiness better.
ok...on to the worst of the worst. we have already discussed kate's misstep. and jessica biel's satin sheet sack glob of shit. but lets move on...
despite the orange scarecrow inside it the dress itself is gorgeous.
this is not so much scary as it is wrong for a girl her age. the hair is beautiful. the dress is not. it is hackensack-new-jersey-prom-dress bad.
all she is missing is a crab shell purse and some seaweed wrapped in her hair. and not only does this dress suck, but it doesn't even fit her!!!! she needs to be punched too.
