too good for words.
DC craig aka 1stdibs
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you guys..
DC has some serious jacked up prices.
there is some great shit on DC craig but the pricing is crazy.
i had to do a little digging but i think i managed to find a handful of good deals..
king size coral velvet headboard- $375
i wanna design a whole room around this thing.
cute mirror and writing desk- $150
simple and cute.
i love these as bedside tables that you can use as a desk for daytime work purposes.
vintage brass floor lamp- $140
these intrigue me.
for upholstery practice?
metal bistro table and chairs- $175(table) $85ea(chairs)
expensive but worth negotiating for.
brass and glass deliciousness- $250
chinese caligraphy brushes- ??
please inquire.
vintage metal and wood stool- $35
for room layering and delicious texture.
for outdoor tree hanging.
awesome lacquered chairs- $400
expensive as a whole but 200 per chair for THESE chairs seems deal-ish to me..
plus there's always negotiating.
they are so unique.
i'd be painting those bases black.
fantastic price for this set.
i would strip that heinous sheen right off that table.
paint those chairs white, black, red, glossy eggplant?
awesome shape.
boudoir?
it's got 3 legs and would look real good in your entry with the following mirror...
get your hamish bowles on.
more upholstery practice.
deal of the day.
cute.
a few of you mentioned canada..
which territory province town?
craiging your face off..
p.s.
i am going to try to get these out on fridays from now on so you have the weekend to pick shit up.
see?
nice.
let's all just focus on this for a while...
million dollar D bags.
holy buttnuts.
save save save!!
that was me whilst writing this dumb recap.
whilst.
whilst whilst.
here we go:
this week was a real nail biter.
mary almost died bc her hat lady poster was still at the framers.
ross was not gay for 10 seconds.
i finally have a term for the style of decorating i love most:
"LA english".
silly me was calling it "boho traditional".
we open up with mary & her client, jill roberts..
"LA english house"
mary is there to decorate the shit out of jill's spare room
and turn it into a zig zaggy office with art and glamour stuff.
and then..
martyn and tamara mellon been friends since we were 16.
martyn is there to put some shoes on display and for terrace decoration..
there is a rams head table and a lot of botox..
ross and jeff.
ross is turning 32 ish.
can we talk about how much jeff grosses me out and how ross is slowly becoming my favoritey fave?
kathryn is finally at glowy's beach house...
ok…let me back up.
see if FARTSPACE hadn't deleted my post last week you would know that 'glowy' is my name for that curly headed max factor bitch. her skin weirds me out bc it glows and not in a dewy cute way but in an ectoplasm way- therefore she is 'glowy'. and she is wormy so sometimes she is 'glow worm'.
anyway…
glowy's beach house is terrible tuscan..
kathryn finds it extraordinary how much bad taste is out there.. me too kathryn…me too.
glowy starts doling out the design direction.
kathryn says let me do my fucking job you waxy freak.
mary and larry (nancy) bout to paint an 8000 dollar chevron floor...
back at the house of wax..
glowy and kathryn are picking out fabrics and ecto is acting like a total ectoplasmic glow worm..
over at LA english..
mary loves the chev jill hates it. but if we know anything about this show we know that mary is always right.
meanwhile..
jeff gets cooking lessons..
who cares.
martyn surveys the shoe boxes...
that shit don't work.
and then NAAATHAN!!!!yaaaynathanmorenathan!!
mary is shopping his store.
mary is pointing at shit.
nathan is being cute.
and then poof!
nathan is gone.
mary leaves and goes to gay bruce jenner's store. actually his name is benbo. which is always going to be a gay shop owner or a dog name.
period.
no pictures of him but trust me when i say he looks like this:
and then
k ire is showing glowy her design boards. glowy is spewing her ectohate all over everything. but k ire is good with the fabrics. i concur.
jeff is busy not busy setting up for ross's party at some one's malibu beach pad.
in this one scene it is clear to me that jeff marks is probably a little mentally challenged.
like forrest gump.
ross=jenny
demetra=bubba
MFAMB=cap'n dan
martyn=box of chocolates
pretty.
martyn installs the choo boxes..
shoes in boxes is dumb.
ross party...
kathryn shows up in a booby dress and ross reveals his penis wants to enjoy boob sex with kathryn.
full disclosure: i want to see that.
mary is installing jill's office..
the art hasn't arrived.
don't care.
oops the art arrives. whatever it's a poster.
jill loves the office.
i love the curtains.
next week ross eats jeffrey.
glowy flies into a light and sticks to it.
kathryn has sex with her fabric.
heat melts brains as evidenced by last night's post..
1. bentley did NOT return to shit on ashley's face last night.
they are drawing out that nugget for next week.
though it was nice that they spent the majority of the night focused on man bodies.
2. MDD is never on mondays.
it is always on tuesdays.
therefore let's say a prayer that DICKSPACE doesn't delete my post.
3. i can't sleep anymore.
for the last 2 weeks i get in bed and my brain pretends it's on crack and runs around
hopped up on crack.
plus it's hot.
hot crack brain.
and during the day my throat hurts and my head hurts and there are heat boogers in my nose.
like tiny daggers and liquid lava in my skull crevices.
and at night..
no sleep.
daytime=donkeydicks
nighttime=fearmurder
example of last night's thought process:
it's so hot what if it never rains again and we become like mars, or guy fieri's stomach?
hot and acid-y.
why is my nose always running?
this house is full of mold and we are all getting lung cancer right now!
each of us dying in our sleep.
etc..
it just goes on in this ridiculous way.
and then my mom was in the hospital with scary stuff happening to her
and no one likes when their mom is hurt.
she is home now but she still has to endure things like 'plasma exchange' every other day until
who knows when.
and yes, plasma exchange is real and it can save you but it's not fun.
accepting donations of xanax, brown liquor, money and magic.
this post brought to you by the sun and guy fieri's backwards sunglasses.
some things...
those walls are painted and textured to look like velvet.
i like it.
also it's real hot here.
i am actually inside my fridge right now.
and..
the producers begged bentley is coming back tonight to shit on ashley's face.
it will be the most dramatic rose ceremony ever times infinity!
in conclusion..
here's to hoping i can post tomorrow's MDD recap before FARTSPACE deletes it.
see ya real soon!
